Mega Herpes

When you have sex with the town bike and you wake up the next morning with a rash that covers your entire body.
What stays in Vegas stays in Vegas.. Except Herpes.. And Mega Herpes
by Serfurdood January 29, 2011
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schrödinger's herpes

When you are awaiting the result of your STD test and you may or may not have herpes.
-Girl: Take your pants off!
-Guy: Sorry babe, the test results aren't in yet. I got schrödinger's herpes.
by POW POW POW September 01, 2012
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Glitter Herpes

Glitter Herpes is being stuck having glitter all over you for weeks, because you can't get the damned stuff off. The glitter often enjoys getting stuck on the upper parts of your cheek, just where you can see it, so it bugs you the entire time it's there.

The phrase actually originates from Edward Cullen, before he was famous. His dandruff is actually what glitter is. The herpes part is because Edward was contaminated with herpes from sucking the blood of a hooker. This is why he now sucks on animals' blood.
Fred: AW MAN, I GOT GLITTER HERPES.
Edward Cullen: Muahaha...
by Nicodemus Ramirez November 10, 2010
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Combusting Herpes

The most unappealing website name to ever exist, only teenagers who think they are edgy and cool by swearing and making sexual innuendos and pseudo rapist comments find the site to be any good.
"Combusting Herpes? Who would find a website like that to be any good?"
by MM132 May 27, 2013
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herp derp

Something idiots say. Usually it is supposed to indicate stupidity in somebody else, but the person saying it is usually the dumb one.
by Turbo_Phoenix April 26, 2011
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Virtual Herpes

Games, quiz's, and generic questionnaires that infest social networking sites like Facebook and Myspace. These items will usually ask you to partake in their activity also, thus spreading the virtual disease.
1) "There is nothing on my friends page but Virtual Herpes!"

2) "I took this quiz a friend sent me and now I have Virtual Herpes"
by tokjd June 03, 2009
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herp dogs

A slang term for the STD herpies, or genital warts. Obviously someting you do not want to contract.
I nailed this stripper hoe last week and she gave me the herp dogs. Now i gotta get sum once a day Valtrex to prevent breakouts.
by Russ Bus January 10, 2006
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