Gurgalor

A person who chooses to study academics over spending with people.

“Come hang out with us, you are such a gurgalor.”

by Anonymous4652 June 22, 2025

Gurging

The trance-like state achieved by gooning one's penis.

I'm in a gurging state right now, don't call me

by deletd July 27, 2025

Gurglefart Fiasco

When you thought you could trust a fart to be low profile on a hot day, but due to your seated position it starts bubbling up through all of the creases and crevices covered in sweat, resulting in being unsure whether you've shat your pants or not

"I'm glad I'm finally able to take a shower after that Gurglefart Fiasco during the picnic"

by PhatSphoincter October 12, 2025

Gurglefurtz

When a cop that probably didn't really deserve it gets knife to the neck till he shits his pants

That tweaker Mexican just gurglefurtzed that silly cop! can't wait to tell his family and drink their tears. Yahtzee!!!

by HeyuSpark December 12, 2025

Gurgle Mitt

A term describing an exceptionally wet vagina that creates a distinct, audible "gurgling" or "squelching" suction sound during intercourse. The "mitt" refers to the tight, enveloping sensation (like a glove), while the "gurgle" captures the sound of air and natural lubrication being displaced as the penis slides in and out. Often compared to the sound of stirring a fresh pot of macaroni and cheese.

“I knew it was going to be a good night when I heard that gurgle mitt sound the second we got started.”

by Kirigi January 18, 2026

Urgaly Gurgaly

When you eat something and you have to go diarrhea

Damn I just ate a burrito and now I have the Urgaly Gurgalys

by cpkmac&cheese July 15, 2017

cum gurgling whore

A favorite girl which takes your load and never spits it out.

Ahhhhhhhh! (In Pleasure) Ok, Wendy, you cum gurgling whore, get out my house! I'll call you tomorrow if I need you.

by JeebB July 18, 2017