Skip to main content

Gobsmacked

Similar to a lemon party, this sexual act involved older and younger people, however it is an elderly lady with largely saggy boobs that is getting her 'gobs smacked' by a younger male.

Much like a kitten plays with a yarn of wool, batting it around in fascination, the young male smacks the old bat's boobs however he likes
It is also when an old lady wants to get a bit frisky and use her saggy boobs to smack a young male's gob or other parts of his body.
Male: Dude last night an old lady gobsmacked me, it was so good!

Old lady: Oh darling you wouldn't believe how well that 20 year old gobsmacked me last night, it was delightful!
by Bobetta Bobbington May 11, 2011
mugGet the Gobsmacked mug.

grob

is the act of spitting. more normally associated in past tense as in grobbed
Dave decided to grob on Mikeys face
by Dave Mc December 12, 2008
mugGet the grob mug.
Related Words

grobman

It's the type of man that resembles a pencil-thin crackhead that may or may not actually be female.
Lax bros love Grobmans- and they should get tested because of their constant contact with disgusting Grobmans.
by The Black Mamba (E+L) July 10, 2010
mugGet the grobman mug.

Groban

To Groban someone is to fart while receiving a blow job from someone and pushing their head down to choke on your dick at the same time.

This term comes from the fact that Josh Groban looks like he is a dick and would most certainly cram someone's head down and fart during a blow job.
My chick complains that I fart too much, so I made her choke on it whike blowing me and farted at the same time... I totally Grobanned her.
by dubbglenn July 26, 2019
mugGet the Groban mug.

jimbo gobstopper

that was written by jimbo gobstopper.
by marissaxo3 February 18, 2009
mugGet the jimbo gobstopper mug.

gobshite

somebody who really piss you off. really useful when you are driving to insult others who do
watch out GOBSHITE! didn't ya see that the semafor was red!
by Daniele September 20, 2003
mugGet the gobshite mug.

Grob

Grob, a word for penis or the act of having sex with someone
That is a big grob

i would, yes, i'd definately grob her
by dirtybarber December 1, 2010
mugGet the Grob mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email