Bubba bragged about his groinal acreage at football practice but in the showers it became common knowledge that his real estate was "quaint, small and a handyman project."
by harry flashman August 3, 2003
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Whether you like it or not, this is actually happening in my country (America), and also most of the other Western countries, contrary to what some butthurt conservative added in as the above definition. Let's face it- whether they want to admit it or not, EVERYONE on the Religious Reich knows that this is happening, and yet many of them are pretending that it is not, and instead repeatedly, desperately insisting that atheism is "declining". BULLSHIT. Statistics have shown that we actually ARE growing. And also, if we were declining, then all of the conservatives wouldn't be all freaked out about us. I find it quite funny whenever I see them trying to flog a horse that they keep insisting is dead and decaying. :)
Whether you like it or not, this is actually happening in my country (America), and also most of the other Western countries, contrary to what some butthurt conservative added in as the above definition. Let's face it- whether they want to admit it or not, EVERYONE on the Religious Reich knows that this is happening, and yet many of them are pretending that it is not, and instead repeatedly, desperately insisting that atheism is "declining". BULLSHIT. Statistics have shown that we actually ARE growing. And also, if we were declining, then all of the conservatives wouldn't be all freaked out about us. I find it quite funny whenever I see them trying to flog a horse that they keep insisting is dead and decaying. :)
Some Fundie: Atheism is declining! Woo-hoo! We're finally overcoming the oppression! Which means that we must put an end to this growing threat, before it turns America into a communistic despotism!
Person who uses common sense: You're full of shit! Atheism is growing.
Some Fundie: *triggered* LIAAAAAAAAAAR! STAHP PEWSECUTING MEEEEE!!!!
Person who uses common sense: Just look at the statistics if you don't be-
Some Fundie: "LA, LA, LA LA LA! I'M RIGHT! YOU'RE WRONG!"
Person who uses common sense: *FACEPALM*
Person who uses common sense: You're full of shit! Atheism is growing.
Some Fundie: *triggered* LIAAAAAAAAAAR! STAHP PEWSECUTING MEEEEE!!!!
Person who uses common sense: Just look at the statistics if you don't be-
Some Fundie: "LA, LA, LA LA LA! I'M RIGHT! YOU'RE WRONG!"
Person who uses common sense: *FACEPALM*
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A groin blaster is when you have an erection, and then you pull your legs together towards your groin really fast. This causes a painful rush of blood to the penis.
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Get the groink mug.To gush effusively about a spouse, lover, or girlfriend. Groving is most offensive when performed within earshot of others, but can also be carried out in private.
The most extreme form of groving occurs on social networking sites, where practitioners use status updates or public blogs to offensively profess undying love and devotion to their partners.
The most extreme form of groving occurs on social networking sites, where practitioners use status updates or public blogs to offensively profess undying love and devotion to their partners.
"Dude, did you see William totally groving his wife on Facebook the other day? He status was, 'William is glad is fine azzz wifey is feeling much better, she deserves it...'
"That's bad, but just before that he was all like, 'William is hoping his wife's tummy quits being a meanie!!' That's some pretty bad groving right there!
"I don't know if that's more nauseating groving than the one he posted where he said, 'William is madly in love with his PERFECT Wife and making love to her every hour in New Orleans!'"
"That's bad, but just before that he was all like, 'William is hoping his wife's tummy quits being a meanie!!' That's some pretty bad groving right there!
"I don't know if that's more nauseating groving than the one he posted where he said, 'William is madly in love with his PERFECT Wife and making love to her every hour in New Orleans!'"
by Governor Neil Diamond February 18, 2009
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They would say something like, "ouch, that looked like a tough shot the uh well....that must have hurt. Then another announcer would chime in with yes, that looked like a "GROIN PULL...That can really be painful. The announcers both look flushed and lean forward as if they are going to be hit in the nuts too. The other announcer agrees as the camera pans away to the player who is writhing in pain and rolling on the field.
by DutchRub December 31, 2010
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