coin grand slam

A coin grand slam is something that any lazy schmuck who's worked a cash register knows all too well. It is the much-maligned phenomenon that occurs at the end of a transaction when the change that you owe back to the customer requires you to use at least one of each of the four principal coin denominations (quarter, dime, nickel, and penny) ... thus making you hate your job that much more.

*Cashier rings up customer's single $9.99 item and the computer shows a total of $10.94 after tax*

Cashier: "Holy-bejeebers another coin grand slam?!? That's my third in a row :( I can't take this s*hit anymore ... "

by wxflurry September 26, 2010

Grand Theft Walrus

An arcade game Homer Simpson plays in Alaska in the Simpsons Movie. Much like Grand Theft Auto, Grand Theft Walrus is exactly the same but instead of a human character you are a walrus. Abbreviated GTW

Tim: Hey I just came back from Alaska and they have Grand Theft Walrus at one of the arcades

Henry: Yo that be pimpin'

by bArSchNitsVah January 29, 2010

Midwestern Grand Slam

Pulling off the Des Moines Surprise, Sioux City Superman, and Topeka Destroyer all at the same time.

Essentially, you have to straddle the girl's face as she's giving you head, pee in her mouth, poo on her chest, and vomit on her face.

Technically only theoretical because no one has proof of ever completing this rare trifecta.

Dude, I was so close to the Midwestern Grand Slam. I pulled the Des Moines Surprise and Sioux City Superman off at the same time, but she moved her head before the Topeka Destroyer hit her.

by Superscope March 1, 2008

Grand Theft Auto

The most fun/addicting/best/controvercial videogame ever.

any kid who hasent ever played a Grand Theft Auto game has never lived!

by Greg B October 10, 2005

Grand rapids, michigan

a really cool town in western michigan, home to the Gerald Ford Museum.

Dude Grand rapids, michigan is sickkkk reallly cool people are born/live there!

by yourmommalops April 8, 2009

Grand Illusion

A female who wears a "Miracle Bra".

"So, how big were Debra's tits?"
"Don't know man, it was a Grand Illusion!"

by Misfit December 18, 2003

Grande Success

The Grande Success is the nickname of the drink rumored to be ordered by Warren Buffett, Jay-Z, and Chad Ochocinco at Starbucks. These very successful people have been commonly linked to their morning beverage preference.

"The best way to be head and shoulders above the rest, is by starting your day with a Grande Success."

by Sbux Barista December 31, 2011