loosey goosey

a "loosey goosey" is a slut. One who gives up sexual favors freely. These people may also be referred to as "easy", "hoochies", "scanks", or even "Sex feinds".

Ex: Brittney is a loosey goosey and has sex with anyone anywhere.

by Brittney Richardson May 18, 2004

afghan gooey

the greatest weed you will ever smoke.

pretty much any type of pure dank, with traces of psilocybin (shrooms) on it.

last halloween, me nick cody and seth smoked a half ounce of afghan gooey and ended up trick-or-treating the same house 12 times, then we went to the lake and i thought fish were flying out of it. i turned to cody and his face melted off and turned into pool of lava, and none of us could stop laughing.

by krevin June 8, 2007

Gooey Smore

A chick shits and it sits in her crack then you jack off on the shit in her crack and then you squeeze her cheeks together to mix it and then you eat it

Dude.......that guy just gave that girl a gooey smore

by Trallas and Harry-son March 1, 2010

gooey balls

yummy gooey hash browns. extra chocolatey and melt-in-your-mouthy.
in other words, delicious.

Last night I had some pretty good gooey balls at Bob's house.

by pi[e]. Shane. May 2, 2006

gooey kablooie

The result of trying too forcefully to release a fart: a spatter of shit in your pants. Also referred to as a GK. The term is derived from a story read to Calvin by his dad in Calvin and Hobbes.

"Wow Robbie, in trying to impress us with a nice loud fart, you shat in your pants! Gooey kablooie!"

"Last Saturday I tried to fart but GKed instead."

by taybeans jr. May 23, 2008

Loosey Goosey

When you have an exceptionally slack anus from using Goose Fat as a lubricant.

'Graham my neighbour has a really bad case of the loosey goosey since I slathered goose fat all over his arse-hole last weekend'

by killahhoe March 29, 2018

gooey taj

When you take a nasty dump on the hood of your boss' car.

I am so pissed that I didn't get a raise, I'm gonna leave him a "gooey taj"!

by Secret I.D. October 10, 2007