GARF

A gay, ass, retarded, fuck. who alway fucks shit up or is completely fucked up in his head and his face.

winslow as "GARF" getting wasted and/or high or even sober spills drinks, weed, and beer. breaks anything in sight and performs rediculous stunts like chaseing a soccer ball like a dog or running miles for the fuck of it.

by Justin M. Ross February 13, 2009

Garfield Sandwich

meat lasagna on toasted onion buns that was invented on the 11th of November, 2009 by Matthew G.

Matt:"Oh man, that garfield sandwich really hit the spot!"
Jack: "Yeah, no more munchies!"

by MatthewG805 November 12, 2009

Garfield Mode

When we are feeling lazy, sleepy and always hungry, just like Garfield.

Girl 1: Geez, i feel very sleepy, i think i gonna skip school tommorow
Girl 2: Yeah, i'm also on Garfield mode

by AlJONAS December 2, 2009

Garfunkel'd

To take one's swagger down one or more notches.

When someone compromises your swagger by being a total bitch.

My Mizzle wouldn't let me get a pretzel dog from the food court, even after I bought her a Cinnabon. She totes Garfunkel'd me!

by BizzleFoShizzle September 10, 2012

Garfi

The point in which you shot so much heroin that when you see the cartoon cat, Garfield, you automatically think it is flipping you off. But, you are so high, that the only word that comes out of your mouth is "Garfi".

Crack-head Jim: Dude...That frickin' cat is flipping me ahhhfffa.
Crack-head Bob: Friggin' Garfi...
*Both pass out*

by GDEPB August 28, 2013

Garfielding

The act of two consenting adults pressing their buttholes together so as to achieve sexual release.

Named for the similarity to the suction cups on the paws of toy Garfield dolls which attached to car windows.

Look at those two people Garfielding like a couple of freaks!

by Y-Fronto, Lord of June 30, 2017

Garficcino

The greatest coffee ever, served at GarfieldEATS in Toronto.

Person 1: hey I’m craving a garficcino. Wanna head to GarfieldEATS?
Person 2: hell yeah, let’s go!

by ctrlaltdeletemyexistence August 16, 2019