German Stalker

the enlarged state or condition of erectile tissues or organs, esp the penis, when filled with blood,
An Erection.

oli: oi dad i have a german stalker its so scary
dad: er is that code for something
oli: what would it be code for?
dad: that you're hard...
oli: shit.

by kinkycouple March 7, 2011

German Brownie a la Mode

When a Male or female dedicates on a plate, shapes it into a square and a Male excretes his "ice cream" as a topping onto the said "brownie" which is to then be eaten after consuming a hearty meal.

"Honey, that was an exquisite German Brownie a la Mode we ate last night. I'm so happy your a vegan!"

by Did you get that email I sent? January 30, 2019

Germ stream

The trail of air surrounding or following a person or, in a windy situation, the air in which a person just was that has now blown in another direction. Also see cough stream.

Honey, don’t drive the boat through that person’s germ stream. Steer clear of that person’s germ stream by walking a wide distance around where they were.

by Asafe123 May 20, 2020

German mustache

A German leader had a amazing one

The 1938 man of the year has a nice German mustache

by Cookieman’s ass cheeks March 22, 2022

Angry german pillow mint

It when you take a shit on someones pillow

I just left an Angry German Pillow mint on my friends bed.

by BubbaBoston December 10, 2011

German

A guy with a beautiful spanish name and the most amazing color eyes.

Did you see German's eyes, they are the most beautiful pair of eyes I've seen in my life.

by audi8282 July 25, 2010

German Tampon

the act of shoving your cell phone in a girls vagina hole in order to stop the cream pie effect.

So i blew it in her vagina hole, then that shit started to come out so i gave her a German tampon

by Flemdaddy March 31, 2009