A derogatory term for an Italian American.
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langleve het gedoogbeleid!
by beatmaster2010 August 6, 2010
Get the gedoogbeleid mug.a super fucking mentally retarded bean who might secretly be your cousin because of his redneck behavior
lives by "fuck'em" and constantly finds himself randomly naked or partially naked with his boys but it's not gay because the socks are always on
is one day going to get murked by kim jong un's squadron because he's going to kill kim jongers in the pongers
lives by "fuck'em" and constantly finds himself randomly naked or partially naked with his boys but it's not gay because the socks are always on
is one day going to get murked by kim jong un's squadron because he's going to kill kim jongers in the pongers
by swag daddy dongle July 20, 2020
Get the Guido mug.Also known as F.G.S. or Guido'ly Challenged. When one who is not of italian decent, and tries to act like a stereotypical guido. They have blowouts, go tanning, frolic at clubs to house music. Doing everything that a typical guido is known for doing but it just simply doesn't look right. Their tan looks aweful because of their skin tone (pale-looking red and lobster-like or dark complexion - not in need of getting a tan but still does it to live the guido lifestyle, maybe even sometimes looking orange.) They tend to work twice as hard on their blowouts than the average guido in order to make them look more guido-like and boast about how nice their hair is but in reality it simply does not look right. People tend to look down on those with F.G.S because that they are acting out as an italian stereotype without even being italian.
Nick: Yeah bro guido fist pump all day!
Robert: Nicky aren't you Arabic?
Nick: Uhh yeah bro
Robert proceeds to slap Nick
Robert: You have False Guido Syndrome!
Robert: Nicky aren't you Arabic?
Nick: Uhh yeah bro
Robert proceeds to slap Nick
Robert: You have False Guido Syndrome!
by DurrtyyJerzzz March 3, 2011
Get the False guido syndrome mug.A curry guido is basically an indian tool. The paki who wears "Ed Hardy/Affliction" clothes with stupid shiny earrings. They are usually found in packs. These are the tools that cover their curry scent with axe. These assholes attack completely and absolutely drunk girls at partys they are not invited to.
From an invited persons perspective:
"Dude I think Jessica is way to hammered, those creepy curry guidos have been staring at her the entire party.
From the perspective of the curry guidos:
"Abdul, that girl is hammered and cant even open her eyes, go get her."
"Dude I think Jessica is way to hammered, those creepy curry guidos have been staring at her the entire party.
From the perspective of the curry guidos:
"Abdul, that girl is hammered and cant even open her eyes, go get her."
by googleiphone guys October 31, 2009
Get the Curry Guido mug.first of all, being a guido is not just a fad in highschool that predominately italians wear its a way of life a mentality but if you want to stereo-type heres a description:
clothing- A/X tee shirts, diesel shirts, wife beaters,sweat jackets usally by puma or adidas part of a matching set with pants, A/x jeans ben sherman jeans , sweat pants, And capris. anything tight that shows off muscle definition.diesel shoes, nike cortezs, pumas. and let us not forget the classic A/x belt equipped with the nextel. lots of gold or silver chains some with italian horns. and kangol hats and sunglasses worn all day and all night.
Whips- BMW'S usally convertable and has a banging system and an italian flag in one or more places, cadillac's, anything expensive that will make someone say damn!
place of birth- could be anywhere but most guidos reside in northern and southern jerzee and parts of new york predominately brooklyn bensonhurst section.
hang outs- joey's in clifton (if youre from jerzee you know the place), spirit,exit, abyss,temptations,djais, any club in the area or the gym mostly gold's gym where can purchase steroidsnot all guido do steroids though.
music- techno,house, dance no rap if any very little. music that can all form a circle around eachother and dance using the guido fist pump to songs like "pump it up"-danzel, " dancin, i got the pills"-oscar g
phones- usally nextel with a cover and loud ringers and constantly showing no matter what they are wearing.
hair-takes longer to do then all your sisters combined, if you have no sisters then to put it blunt a long fucking time. cut into something called a brook, or brooklyn which consists of long spikes on top and sides but sideburns shaved to points and the back is squared off.
other needs to be a guido- tans all week, lifts wieghts and gets hair cut every week.
ethnicity-italian, mostly if not part if not you can dress like one but you are not one unless youre really fucking cool which ive met my share of
clothing- A/X tee shirts, diesel shirts, wife beaters,sweat jackets usally by puma or adidas part of a matching set with pants, A/x jeans ben sherman jeans , sweat pants, And capris. anything tight that shows off muscle definition.diesel shoes, nike cortezs, pumas. and let us not forget the classic A/x belt equipped with the nextel. lots of gold or silver chains some with italian horns. and kangol hats and sunglasses worn all day and all night.
Whips- BMW'S usally convertable and has a banging system and an italian flag in one or more places, cadillac's, anything expensive that will make someone say damn!
place of birth- could be anywhere but most guidos reside in northern and southern jerzee and parts of new york predominately brooklyn bensonhurst section.
hang outs- joey's in clifton (if youre from jerzee you know the place), spirit,exit, abyss,temptations,djais, any club in the area or the gym mostly gold's gym where can purchase steroidsnot all guido do steroids though.
music- techno,house, dance no rap if any very little. music that can all form a circle around eachother and dance using the guido fist pump to songs like "pump it up"-danzel, " dancin, i got the pills"-oscar g
phones- usally nextel with a cover and loud ringers and constantly showing no matter what they are wearing.
hair-takes longer to do then all your sisters combined, if you have no sisters then to put it blunt a long fucking time. cut into something called a brook, or brooklyn which consists of long spikes on top and sides but sideburns shaved to points and the back is squared off.
other needs to be a guido- tans all week, lifts wieghts and gets hair cut every week.
ethnicity-italian, mostly if not part if not you can dress like one but you are not one unless youre really fucking cool which ive met my share of
"i'm going tanning, lifting wieghts and then going to the club...nick its 4am take your sunglasses off"
by garufiguido February 18, 2005
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