Geertsen

The act of randomly squeezing a man’s penis when erect, typically done by a horny female

Sally was so excited to see Randy’s, she squeezed his penis so hard, he yelled “Geertsen!”

by Merriam Webster’s Husband October 9, 2025

Geertsen

The act of randomly squeezing a man’s hard penis, typically done by a horny female.

Sally was so excited to see Randy, she randomly squeezed his penis so hard, he yelled “Geertsen!”

by Merriam Webster’s Husband October 9, 2025

Gebe

When someone by the name of Phoebe or other looks like or is an angry lesbian and gets all the girls swooning.

Gebe, come play.

by Zaddy can’t come up with name October 17, 2025

Scuba Geer

Any attempt to scuba dive with out a body of water.

1. My Dad drank so much Shiner bock that he scuba Geer'd off of the picnic table.
2. Would you like to go Scuba Geering with me on Thursday?

by Jareighard May 6, 2015

Brian Geers

A man that is rarely ever found. A true phenomenon that all who know will be forever changed. He maintains his strict values when no ones watching. The world doesn’t deserve this man.

Person1: I wished the perfect man existed

Person2: oh silly you just need a Brian Geers

by Shakeandbake347 May 4, 2020

Tina Geerts

Een super cool persoon.

“Hey ken jij Tina Geerts?”
“Ja man, zij is super cool”

by HalloDaarPersoon September 6, 2021

Yurblin geeber gobs

Do u wanna go get high in the garage.

Hey Drew yurblin geeber gobs.
Yo Nick yurblin geeber gobs.
My nigga Brad yurblin geeber gobs.

by $Daddy B.D0T11 November 3, 2021