garage sale

When people get all their useless old crap and put it on their driveway/lawn, set the price, and sell it to people

The computer I'm writing this on has parts from a garage sale in it.

by sum yungai August 31, 2003

fat garage

A protrudence of lipidinous tissue, nestled over the pubic area. Often caused by obesity followed with rapid weightloss, caused a noticeable excess of dermal tissue.

I was none too pleased, having had to open the fat garage to park the chuckwagon.

by quolo June 25, 2004

Parking Garage

A place where a couple go on a whim to spit off of and drop pennies. Then you look words up on Urban dictionary for trurty minitz. Then they proceed to kiss and touch moobies. After that you sit in silence for 5 minutes and then guy unzips pants and girl reaches into the guys pants to touch ding dong for the first time. Parking Garage elevator opens for first of three times. Girl and guy play it cool and act like they were just chilling. After man leaves girl continues where she left off touching the man's throbbing cock. Then 2 bikers come out of elevator where guy and girl play it cool again waiting for them to leave. 10 minutes later a third biker comes out of the elevator. Then the three bikers ride down the garage. After bikers have left continued touching of erected wee wee. Guy then lies on his back, then the girl tells him that's a bad idea and sit his bitch ass back up. Girl continues hand job. She's getting better at it. Finally a car comes to the top of the now dark parking garage. After the car leaves they decide to give up on their exploration. Guy awkwardly pulls up his pants and they exit down the 9 floor stairway.

"I was walking up to see the sunset and saw N and J parking garageing it on the top"
"No way, bro! They're so hot I'm jealous"
"Yeah they be cray"

by ThrobbingMoobieCock420#69 July 26, 2018

Garagian

One who lives in the garage attached to one's house. A typical Garagian will include a mini-refridgerator, a sink, kitchen cabinets, a porch swing, a kid-sized table, and a wide-screened TV in their garage living space.

Roger, the neighborhood Garagian, likes to watch ESPN in his garage.

by knightWriter May 4, 2006

Garage Sale

When a skier/snowboarder wipes out HARD. Usually results in eqipment going one way, clothes and goggles going another way, and the actual person eating shit.

Guy 1 on the chairlift: Dude did you see that shit!
Guy 2 on the chairlift: I know man, poor guy had a complete garage sale.

by Kanary November 16, 2010

Garans

Short for guarantee. Used by the sort of chump that says things like "totes".

I garans all these people are totes spengs.

by B A T M A N July 13, 2013

garage sale

An innuendo for anal sex.

If 'garage sale' was an innuendo for anal sex I would snicker more on weekends

by buckeh November 29, 2013