Garrett

A guy with too many guns and not enough peen

Man that Garrett has tiny peen but lots of gun.

by lilBEEF6969 April 13, 2019

Garried

A gay person who is married for the pretense of appearing straight

Mark is a garried man who has a good job but fears his position would be in jeopardy if it were revealed he was gay. He has married Lucy so the community thinks he is straight. Lucy is aware but loves the stature of her life.

by Feeb October 30, 2012

garret

a garret is just a jiggy nigga

Frank is such a garret

by bigdaddyjodye August 21, 2016

Garret

A red headed Jewish midget that nobody likes... the creature is unsure of its sexuality and pretends he's joking when he's wrong... takes super tiny bites of his food and looks like dexter

Garrett and the apple tree

by Booby ore the the May 11, 2017

Garrett

Garrett is a gay man who loves to have buttsex. He will never pass up a chance to get fucked. He loves making people “get big” 😉

Man did you see Garrett with Cole last night, they were going at it

by Bigdickmaggieg February 18, 2019

Garred

To take a simple task or act and fuck it up. Also to say something so stupid that it does not make any sense to anyone.

Dan: Hey Bill I just saved 1,500 photos of the same guy walking around.

Bill: Man you really Garred that.

by The Other Dann December 28, 2011

Garrett

An annoying red head friend

Garrett is annoying!!

by Jackse26 December 13, 2017