GABE

Gabe is not an actual human. He is a pigeon wearing a human skin. But you can easily see the truth by a Gabes behavior. They will make loud pigeon noises, and usually with no reason. They do this because they don't understand the human thing you are doing, so they try do distract/confuse you with pigeon thing you don't understand. They will also steal all of your food. ALL OF IT. So if you fear that a Gabe is around, hide your food. These are the main 2 signs of a Gabe, but there are many more. The best way to tell is if you see a human with pigeon habits. Please protect yourself.

Dude, why is that guy acting so weird?
He's probably a Gabe
OMG, HE LOOKED AT US!!!!!!!!! RUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!
(insert Gabe making Pigeon noises here)

by turtle-tot October 24, 2018

Gabe and/or Pull a Gabe

To "Pull a Gabe" - To inadvertently spill food, drink, condiments, or other unwanted substance on your clothes, leaving an attention-drawing stain.

Can also be used as a verb: To "Gabe" - To inadvertently spill food, drink or condiments or other unwanted substances on another's clothes, leaving him/her with an attention-drawing stain.

Gabe and/or Pull a Gabe:

"what's that on your shirt? Did you pull a gabe?"

"don't reach over me to dip your chip in the salsa, you might gabe me."

by MTHM March 25, 2008

gabbey

A kick ass bitch with a great sense of humor and the best girl you'll ever meet. Always stick with a Gabbey through thick and thin. It's also a nickname for Gabrielle. Gabbey is a beautiful, smart, and athletic girl with a heart for loving anyone. A girl named Gabbey is definitely a good friend

"Dude did you see the play Gabbey made in the last game??!"

"Gabbey is hella chill"

"That girl Gabbey is gorgeous!!"

by Alexa J. Anderson June 24, 2014

Gabeio

Used when extensivly tickling someone who hates tickling.

Yell "Gabeio" when tickling or about to tickle the shit out of someone.

by JMarv September 14, 2006

Gabe-ing

Drunken projectile vomiting, with no regard of who/what it gets all over.

Brad drank so heavily, he started Gabe-ing all over the back of Kim's dress.

by yellamejella February 3, 2010

gabe

Gabe's are Always On, even when you don't want them to be. They're incredibly driven in all of their artistic pursuits. Definitely a moocher, a lover of food if you will. They tend to have commitment issues, and normally jump from one relationship into the next, until they find the perfect Teet. They are wizards at improv comedy and songwriting, and can write you a ballad of greatness that mostly pertains to bars, half-lit cigarettes, and best friends. Always the life of the party with a guitar in one hand and a Shocktop in the other. Has never shaved his pubes, but no one seems to mind. You'd like them.

"Oh great, Gabe's got the guitar. I'm going out for a cigarette."

by Marko Adriel Munoz April 3, 2017

Gabe

Gabe is a guy that gets a girl and looses her but gets her back later his eyes are brown and so is his hair gabe's are very rare to find.

Gabe's girl:omg I'm so happy gabe is my boyfriend

Girl 2:ya I'm so happy for you -jealous-

Gabe:hey babe

by lovemybfSOMUCH September 28, 2017