glorija

someone who is in love w penis, though cant get any

girl: wow, gia is really a glorija
girl2: ikr

by yo.bro.man.dude May 28, 2017

Doing The Gloria

Seventies slang for The act of self-gratication using toothpicks.

see also Estefaning
and Gloria Estefan and the Angst Machines

You kids would'nt know Doing The Gloria if it came up and smacked you in the face!

by Chad Valiant February 1, 2004

glorified asshole

A Glorified Asshole is someone who is narcissistic, and a down right jerk. A Glorified Asshole usually doesn't know that they are being a Glorified Asshole.

Wow Joe you don't have to be a Glorified Asshole because you won the Race.

by That High school dictionary August 26, 2017

glorified

Having been touched by Glory in ways words can hardly express; Awe-struck by Glory-invoked stupidity.

Being blown off daily for a week.

by Anonymous November 18, 2003

glorb

a flabby portion of skin. usually found on the upper arm and stomach.

"Look at the glorbs on the teacher's arms!"

"Look at her glorb jiggle when she waddles down the hall."

by Embarf May 6, 2008

glorified nut rub

Someone that would have been better off being shot into a wad of tolet paper rather than inside their mothers crotch.

Brandon is nothin but a glorified nut rub

by Ben Zimm August 31, 2006

glorified bartender

A loose doctor who writes prescriptions for whatever you want with no qualms. Also see "quack."

I heard this first on the Bill Maher show. It was in reference to Anna Nicole Smith's doctor.

Did you hear about the cocktail of prescription meds they found in Anna Nicole Smith?

Yeah, no wonder she was always so spun.

Her doctor was just a glorified bartender.

by Jared Prox May 8, 2007