It just gloop-ed out.
by TommyTheProphet December 10, 2015
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Girl: OMG *runs, jumps, opens legs*
person: I'VE BEEN GLOMPED!!! how deep is your glomp?
Girl: it's the deepest!
person: I'VE BEEN GLOMPED!!! how deep is your glomp?
Girl: it's the deepest!
by bladderfaceman December 10, 2010
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Used as both an insult, and helpful descriptive term.
Used as both an insult, and helpful descriptive term.
Poon: Man, that dude is such a Gloit!
Me: Yeah I know
Poon: Ah man! I just trod on a gloit
Me: Dirt - your trousers are messy
Poon: I'm gonna Xlap whoever put that there!
Me: Yeah I know
Poon: Ah man! I just trod on a gloit
Me: Dirt - your trousers are messy
Poon: I'm gonna Xlap whoever put that there!
by Xlapmeister IV June 19, 2007
Get the gloit mug.a dangerous attack used by fat anime faggot fangirls wherein they charge at the target and tackle him/her/it with all 350 pounds of blubbering fat they posess. DO NOT confuse this as an friendly or affectionate maneuver. There is no way that someone as fat and ugly as these faggots crushing you with their oily mass could be considered friendly.
After that buttertroll glomped me, I couldn't walk for a week. Plus I can still smell her horrible stink.
by Ransom January 4, 2005
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A cross between a hug and a tackle or sometimes a pounce, usually a friendly form of greeting.
A cross between a hug and a tackle or sometimes a pounce, usually a friendly form of greeting.
by Duskatala October 8, 2011
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