Gandalf

The act of ejaculating into one's hand and flinging it into the air with a flick of the wrist; reminiscent of a magician casting a spell.

I gandalfed all over her new jacket so she had to go to the dry cleaners.

by Generic Cereal January 14, 2010

Galando

greek for small penis, Galando was originally used by the goddess Hera, wife of the infamous Zeus, King of the Gods.

Zues, I don't know how you were able to impregnate me three or four times with that Galando you have, my word! You may be King of the Gods, but boy, you sure do have a Galando!

by The Final Composer April 17, 2011

Gander

To have a walk. Stretch your legs.

Alex take a GANDER to marks and spencers to meet me.

by gazzisright March 7, 2011

ganda

in Philippines (Filipino), it means beautiful.

it can't be used in English though..

but it goes like..

Filipino: "ang ganda mo."

English: "you're beautiful."

by pickoy June 17, 2009

Gandhi

Gandhi was a quintessential fraud of the 20th century who was hailed as a peace loving symbol of non-violence even though he showed his hypocrisy and cowardice at many occasions like asking Indians to sign up for World War 1 which wasn't even their war, agreed to send the army to Kashmir instead of going there with his charkha to protest at the border because he knew he'd get shot in the ass. Responsible for the deaths of thousands of people due to the partition of India. Too much of a coward to preach to the muslim fanatics during the Noakhali riots his motto of non-violence where hundreds of people died most mercilessly.

Can be used in a sentence to point out someone's hypocrisy.

Person A: "I hate violence. Guns and war are bad. Everyone who engages in war is doing it because he is not as enlightened as I am"
Person B: "Wanna preach that at the border?"
Person A: "Ummm...."
Person B: " Yeah you are just another Gandhian hypocrite."

by mongoo00se August 16, 2019

gand

gand woh jagah jo jab chodte waqt fuddi puree geelee ho jaye tab kaaam aaaateeeee hai... lund ko thora ragarh dene ke liye...

jaise meine pehaley uskee fuddi mari phir uske baaaand gand bheeee mari

by cb September 18, 2003

Gandalf

The butler who did it.

We were playing "Clue" and figured out that Gandalf killed Mrs. White in the Conservatory with the lead pipe.

by Gandalf December 28, 2003