Fucktard Land 

The island of which fucktardians originated; Geographically located near Australia.

1. You fucking fucktard go back to Fucktard Land.

2. BOB SAGET!

Fucktard Land by Bob Cosby July 25, 2010

High Functioning Fucktard 

High Functioning Fucktard, also HFF. Someone who is capable of completing simple tasks, yet is a hindrance to everyone around them in the capacity that they are a fucking moron. Also someone who is often seen wandering aimlessly while attempting to multitask with absolutely no understanding of what they are doing, generally accompanied by head scratching and odd poses with expressions of disbelief or confusion.

That donkey is such a high functioning fucktard.

High Functioning Fucktard by Digital Brigade June 3, 2014

Fucktard 

(noun)
One who acts, behaves, or demonstrates the qualities of a fucking retard.

Teacher was being a fucktard today.

Fucktard by Spits and Scones March 29, 2004

fucktastic 

Better than fantastic, almost beyond the description of words.

My wife's cooking is fucktastic.

That girl is fucktastic in the sack!

The Florida Gators are fucktastic at football.

fucktastic by ShinzonKoroth April 10, 2008

fucktastrophe 

when it's such a catastrophe that you're fucked.

Boyfriend: "How's your day baby?"
Girlfriend: "horrible, a project for this new client is a mess, no one is taking responsibility for it, we are all over the place for deadlines, that it is becoming a fucktastrophe"

fucktastrophe by Frizzy Beard June 28, 2012

fucktard 

Something, or someone who is "fucked up", and "retarded" at the same time.

Jane: Hey Jim. I'm going to rape and kill your dog.

Jim: Wow Jane. You really are a sick, sick fucktard.

fucktard by Fabienne :) April 28, 2008

Fucktardation

The mental state of someone who is a complete fucking idiot.

HOTCREME showed his true fucktardation thinking he could convince me he had a vagina.

RICHARD must think we suffer from fucktardation to believe he actually gets any ass.

Oh the fucktardation that BUTTERMILK'S will kids experience.

Chuck Norris took his fucktardation out on me with his 38 SPECIAL.

Fucktardation by RazziPapa March 1, 2009