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tweeker feet

When you do so much Meth that eventually your feet
get swollen, caked up dead skin, scabs,smell and they hurt
when you walk,
She was fine, are you kidding? didn't you see her Tweeker feet?
by Framsio March 4, 2010
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pig feet

When an extremely Obese woman wears sexy shoes she has no business wearing and squeezes thoes ham hocks into the shoes anyways to the dismay of her coworkers.
Cassandra would be a BBW but I cang stop thinking about thoes Pig Feet.....
by J Letendre September 11, 2008
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jiffy feet

When the bottoms of one's bare feet become black due to walking on dirt or asphalt like a bare-foot bum at a gas station.
Shelly has jiffy feet because she was walking bare-foot.

Whoa, nigga...you gots some nasty ass jiffy feet!
by Matt C. April 4, 2005
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FleetAd

Once a primal god, this being decended to the earth and immediately shed light upon his existance. Beings in His path, however paid no attention as they watched for their false god to perform new tricks and magics. Bemused of their attitude, the decended god cursed them all, which later ended their lives in a five-day-stretch of indifference.

FleetAd can now be found in a solitude corner of the world, often stretching his limbs out to touch others who may grasp His existance for that of good. Those who have been touched by FleetAd are often left with a dizzy sense of both pleasure and confusion - this is often considered to be awe-struck.

To keep those under Him in line, He will often call out in a resounding roar, reflecting underlings unworthy of his eyes.

A time ago, there was a raging battle between Him and an underling. (See: Calvinbah) The decended God flung a simple potato at the underling, taking it directly to the mouth and suffered a minor concussion. Sadly, this has rendered the underling a feeling of superiority. The damage done to it's brain was significant, but not life-threatening. FleetAd was humble enough to settle upon the continued existance of Calvinbah and now keeps him as a Jester.
FleetAd: Good god.
FleetAd: My hands smell EXQUISITE.
FleetAd: I'm tempted to lick them.
by Dichromaru March 10, 2008
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FleetSauce

A person of russian descent who can swag vodka like water.
hey there's FleetSauce drinking some vodka
by fleeman123 November 26, 2010
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Dribble Feet

When a dangerous case of diarrea catches you short without a nearby toilet. Unable to hold in 'the shits' the person must soil themselves. Normally a solid shit would leave them with cement pants however with the runs the stale faeces drips down their legs and socks into their feet, leaving them with scwelching shit feet.
Jamie: Mum...HELP, i had the shits on the way home and now i've got dribble feet.
by Jiggaman April 14, 2005
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ass feret

Thick dirty hair giving the appearance of a feret krazy glued to your butt crack
Geez josh get the hell out of the gym shower your ass feret is going to make me puke.
by Job Pilson August 8, 2008
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