by know_it_all1 March 25, 2010
Get the frickles mug.The state of a straight virgin individual who cannot get any ass and as a result resorts to transvestites and transsexuals yet still cannot get any poonanny. The only option left is the use of cylinder based objects ie. beer bottles, wine glasses, wooden chair legs, vacuum hose
jimmy's fucklessness led him to fantasize daily about his mahogany fireplace poker that reeked of ball sweat from previous encounters.
by gbiscuit April 13, 2011
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1. A game that can be played with up to 6 people (4 recommended). Basically some sick fuck takes a dump on the centre of a table. A book or large flat object is placed on top of the dump. The 4 players put their chins on the table and 1 other player takes a boot or some other hard object and slams it on top of the book. The shit will spray over the faces of the players and the player with the least amount of 'freckles', wins.
by Evilragdoll666 October 21, 2007
Get the Freckles mug.This is when a bare ass goes to pass flatulance on someones face. A spray of liquid comes along with the gas and gives a "freckle" appearence.
Whoops! I tried to wake Bucky up with a fart, but I totally just gave him a moroccan freckle! I'm glad he didn't wake up!
by Crmtde13 March 9, 2010
Get the moroccan freckle mug.by cozza wozza nozza November 26, 2009
Get the freckle fart mug.While laying back and receiving a blow job, you raise your legs and fart in the face of whoever is sucking you off, spattering their face with feces. Works especially well if you have a case of nasty diarrhea.
I had three burritos for lunch, and then that night she went down on my junk - perfect timing to give her green freckles.
by Ant630 November 16, 2007
Get the green freckles mug.John: Did you know who is RecklessX?
Doe: Yea, He's the Greatest MW 2 Player ever. You'll get your ass kicked if you said that in game
John: have you ever face him?
Doe: Yea, one time, i've got pwned all over the time..
he's Cool
John: Wow..
Jane: Hey, Britt! I've meet RecklessX Yesterday!
Brittany: for real?!
Jane: Yeah! XD
Brittany: did you have his hand signature?
Jane: No, i've asked him to sign my paper, but he's refused.
Brittany: oh.. too bad..
Brittany: He's so cool when playing MW 2
Jane: Yeah!!!
Jane: i'm his biggest fans!
Brittany: No! I'm his biggest fans!
-and the fight continues-
Doe: Yea, He's the Greatest MW 2 Player ever. You'll get your ass kicked if you said that in game
John: have you ever face him?
Doe: Yea, one time, i've got pwned all over the time..
he's Cool
John: Wow..
Jane: Hey, Britt! I've meet RecklessX Yesterday!
Brittany: for real?!
Jane: Yeah! XD
Brittany: did you have his hand signature?
Jane: No, i've asked him to sign my paper, but he's refused.
Brittany: oh.. too bad..
Brittany: He's so cool when playing MW 2
Jane: Yeah!!!
Jane: i'm his biggest fans!
Brittany: No! I'm his biggest fans!
-and the fight continues-
by RecklessX July 6, 2010
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