Francel

When friends cancel

Ill be upset if you francel on me.

by Nutsandberries December 8, 2016

frankenmouth

1. Horrific-looking teeth.
2. Braces so hideous they're worthy of Frankenstein and other movie monsters.
3. Grills, dental head gear, braces with rubber bands, food in braces etc.

"Jaws" from the James Bond films. Flavor Flav. Ugly Betty.
"What are YOU smiling at, Frankenmouth?!"
"Well.. if it isn't Frankenmouth, the Bride of Frankenmouth and Frankenmouth Junior (a family of Frankenmouths).

by blassie December 19, 2006

frankenbung

The result of a brutual butt stabbing in which you get stitches and plenty of pain killers..

Mark Byers: Hey Scott...I came home last night and my lady gave it to me with a strap on..
Scott Barry: Shit...I get that at least twice a week...no big thing...
Mark Byers: Yeah...but I had to get stitches afterwards...the doc called it a "frankenbung" on the chart.
Scott Barry: Damn!!
John McKinley: Hugh?

by Captain James Tiberius Kirk October 23, 2008

Frankeinstein

The illegitimate son of Frankenstein and Einstein. He is a monster with an IQ level of 160.

My last boyfriend was Frankeinstein. I don't think I can do better.

by MACMAS October 30, 2013

frankenfood

junk food

by Bern June 30, 2003

franken

As in Al Franken, a true liberal who prefers to question all things conservative and generally gives those things a bad name.
Also, a legitimate comic genius who was staple on Saturday Night Live during the 80's and 90's, finally culminating in the notoriuosly bad movie "Stuart Saves His Family".

"Have you read the new Franken book? He ripped Ann Coulter a new ass!"

"The Stuart Smalley character played by Al Franken committed suicide three months ago. To bad it wasn't televised and real."

by Joseph Anglin July 16, 2008

frankenboner

When the penis becomes raw and cut, one must chew the skin off their fingertips and place it over the wounds.

"Yo Tim, I got the worst frankenboner this side of the tracks."

by fodaloveofdabitty December 29, 2007