Wow, you had sex again last night? You're such a twat fondler, you'd finger girls until your hands fall off.
by powerthirstrocketcan May 22, 2010
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by TheTone August 28, 2010
Get the What it fondue mug.The sexual act of giving the 'reciever' laxatives, then engaging in anal sex. Once the laxatives have kicked in and caused diarrhoea, the 'reciever' shits all over the 'giver's' penis.
by Francis Oregano September 25, 2009
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Dude, my girlfriend got really mad at me during sex last night and she started yelling at me. She told me to Columbus Cherry Fondue her. I didn't know what that meant so I just took a shit on her chest, dipped my balls in it and then made her suck on them. That shut her up.
by buckylarson69 September 25, 2011
Get the Columbus Cherry Fondue mug.Someone who constantly puts their hands down their own pants and seems as though they are "digging for gold" or "bugs to feast upon" or maybe even trying to capture the essence of their own smegma on their hands. Thus resembling the acts of a monkey by fondleing themselves.
I shared cheetos with this girl today. I didnt tell her that I had played some fondle monkey earlier that day.
by Thomas Cornelius Johnston III February 21, 2011
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by LaDonnaMobile September 13, 2008
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by fido January 21, 2004
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