florgus

A large testicle

That boy had a large florgus.

by Theawesomestderp May 21, 2022

Forgetting your bottle

When you're smoking weed with your friends out of a bong and you walk away and someone says "hey you forgot your bottle", and you think he's talking about the bong but it's actually a bottle of soda

"Man that was some good weed, let's go to the minute market for some monster dubs"
"Hey you forgot your bottle"
"Oh shit is he talking about the bong?"
"No I've got it right here, it's just our bottle of soda"
"Oh damn, talk about forgetting your bottle"

by HitMixer420 July 12, 2022

Forget

Something that I do very often.

Sorry, I always forget to explode the house! "I have the memory of a goldfish!" Azzyland

by FluffyPuppy2011 July 29, 2022

forgettie

That which is not remembered, or a person who is frequently forgetful.

He is one master forgettie!

by yibisk January 21, 2023

Forget Fapping February

No Nut November but in February
Basically just a second chance for those who failed NNN and also shorter

Person: Hey, have you heard of Forget Fapping February?
Person 2: No, what the fuck? How did you get in my house?

by heypaymeplease February 3, 2023

Forg

I will let our forg scientist Taymour start. First what is a forg? It is a sort of amphibien that is round and little. Thank you. Now I will lend my place to our next forg specialist CacauetteduO6.
Well my good fellows, my studies, that are very correct and very professional, have shown that a forg is a frog but melted. I drop the mic and let you little not-real scientist finish.
Thank you CacauetteduO6 for this... euughh...definition now THE EXAAAAAAMMPLEEEEEE.

Person 1: "Why is this frog all melted?"
CacauetteduO6 for absolutely no reason: "It is not a melted frog. Frog are dumb dumb you little dummy. This is a forg, the much superioir species to everything living thing and the others."

by cacahuete06 May 10, 2023

Forgálonitas

When you’re fucking somebody missionary and you’re about to cum, you rip out a huge chunk of their pubes, ball up the pubes, cum all over it, spit on it, and cover it with your favorite seasonings and hot sauce before freezing. Then next time you have sex, your partner, or whoever, has to eat their own pubes covered in your cum, spit, and spicy onion powder.

“Yooo bro I was fucking Avery last night and I ripped out her pubes to make forgálonitas. Tonight when we fuck she’s in for a spicy hairy treat hahaha”

“That girl slapped me in the face cuz I ripped her pubes out, man after I gave her those spicy forgálonitas she was letting me spit milk into her asshole all night. She fucking loved them”

by Zippelcherio August 2, 2023