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Flatbushed

To have an incredibly large pile of shit placed in front of your door. It can be done as a form of retaliation against a perceived slight, or simply because someone doesn't like you.

Origin: Flatbush, Brooklyn, where this form of justice is carried out on an alarmingly regular basis.
After Cynthia told her neighbor Ray to keep the noise down, she opened the door the following morning to see she had been Flatbushed and she started gagging on the smell.
by agentmoose September 8, 2013
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flat cocker

another word referring to lesbian; carpet muncher; dyke; muff diver
sara and catherine are flat cockers
by SpAnKy December 7, 2003
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The tone so low that it moves your intestinal valves, thus causing you to shit yourself.
4 million third graders got together in arkansas to play my country tis of thee on recorders and the boys changed the music to the "brown tone" (96 cents below the lowest E flat) and the whole world simultaneously shit themselves.
by south park rules :D December 25, 2009
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Flat lander

A person from any large city who does not know how to drive well on roads that aren't straight and flat. You can tell one because when you get stuck behind them on a mountain road they take the curves at a snails pace, but when you finally come to a flat/straight stretch (where you could potentially pass their slow ass) they speed up like crazy till the next curve. Lather, rinse, repeat. --Insult is added to injury when the flat landers have a large truck/SUV/other form of 4-wheel drive and do this.
Learn to drive, you flat lander!
by scottiedawg86 August 7, 2009
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Flatbiller

A flatbiller is someone who buys a truck, puts a large and ineffectual lift on it, then proceeds to offroad in closed areas, resulting in more anti-offroader sentiment. Many times, but not always, they are characterized by their flat billed mesh hat.
That dude in the F150 lifted on 33's was at Gordons Well bombing through the bushes, he's too much of a flatbiller and is gonna help the Sierra Club close the dunes.
by Frothy Mug February 12, 2004
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Flat-Biller

Same as Bro.

{Stupid white trash guys in the 909 with lifted trucks, wife beaters, shitty music (usually the most popular rap, hardcore, and nowadays emo) ugly girlfriends, ugly hair, mouths constantly open, retarded as all get up, have no common sense, think its cool to park half on the curb half off, put Flowmaster exhausts on Nissan Hardbodies and Toyota longbeds, don't realize that a huge lift job and giant tires fucks up your gears, which in turn equals less power. Fags.}
Dude, did you see those Flat-Billers at Pismo yesterday?
by Meeklo April 22, 2007
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Going Flat

Going Flat refers to a brave woman who decides not to have reconstructive surgery after a mastectomy in our boob-obsessed world.
"Oh Brad , stop your fucking whining because you won't be able to caress my breasts or roll your tongue around my hardened nipples and titty fuck me since I am going flat . I couldn't stand having your belly on my face , while your trying to use my tits as a Gutenberg Press on your cock and shooting your wod on my neck anyway. "
by EelNotRub August 30, 2016
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