by Fluffy Lee September 5, 2005
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Carol screams but only the shrill sounds of a flute are able to escape as she begins to turn purple. Gerald comes rushing panicked and a look of horror comes over his face. He quickly runs to Carol and pulls a pair of pliers from a pocket on his cargo shorts. He struggles to remove the flute but eventually does successfully. Well done Gerald. Carol is able to live anouther day.
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A simple instument that only involves 1 female body. The player of the "fanny Flute" blows into the vag, and covers various orifices to obtain different notes.
They are ususally a main event festivals such as ever popular vag venues and cunt contests, that take place annually in most large European Cities.
A player of the "Fanny Flute" is commonly known as a "Fanny Flauntist".
Other related instruments include the pussy pipes etc
A very good performence not only needs a talented player, but also a well-tuned and appropriate female partner.
The women may also experience an orgasm during play, which some people say adds a extra dimension to the performance.
They are ususally a main event festivals such as ever popular vag venues and cunt contests, that take place annually in most large European Cities.
A player of the "Fanny Flute" is commonly known as a "Fanny Flauntist".
Other related instruments include the pussy pipes etc
A very good performence not only needs a talented player, but also a well-tuned and appropriate female partner.
The women may also experience an orgasm during play, which some people say adds a extra dimension to the performance.
Omg!, that fanny flute solo that Tristan performed at the London vagi vag venue blew my mind! He's so talented, how'd he cover so many holes at once!
by Cummy the Cum Master August 14, 2008
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Get the Flute mug.1. Used in describing a situation, instance, or object of chance, surprise, or perplexity.
2. A company that makes electronic testing equipment to measure voltage, amperage, ohms, and other such like things.
2. A company that makes electronic testing equipment to measure voltage, amperage, ohms, and other such like things.
1. What the fluke!? That was a fluke.
2. I just bought a fluke meter, now I can test the voltage of these batteries.
2. I just bought a fluke meter, now I can test the voltage of these batteries.
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