Flond

To sexually stroke someone in a loving manor.

"I hope you flonded her"

by Mark and Anne February 25, 2008

Flooding

When someone has high end/high fashion style and or accessories

“Got VVS on my chain. My neck be Flooding”

*plays drip to hard by lil baby*

by TravyN February 12, 2019

floud

A fart cloud that hovers in the air (normally has a distinct beginning and end)

As the vomit began to rise in my throat, I realized I had unknowingly entered a floud and it was too late to turn back.
or
I walked past Joe and was hit head-on with a floud.

by AlisonCanada December 12, 2008

Texas Flood

Also a famous Stevie Ray Vaughn song, but this event occurs after a long day of drinking margaritas and other alcoholic beverages in Austin, TX, or any other Texas town. The offender passes out on your bathroom floor naked just having vomited in your tub and trying to conceal the faux pas by washing it down the drain. You subsequently wake up in a 2-3 inch lake in your house, apt, or hotel room from the resulting vomitus blocking the drain. Legal action will depend on the dwelling this was completed in.

Jake was so bombed on slippery nipples after the UT game he caused a Texas Flood and evacuted the whole second floor of my condo!!

by shakesNC February 14, 2007

Flooding The Feed

When somebody excessively updates their status on facebook so many times that it drowns out the status' of others.

Person#1: Oh man, Steve won't stop posting status' about his girlfriend.

Person#2: Yeah, He's totally Flooding The Feed

by TheTickTock October 10, 2011

Flondling

The pinnacle of floor bonding, bondage, fondling, and sexy clowns. Happens around October of Freshman year.

Ankita "Are you guys flondling eachother?"
Marc: "Oh shit! caught in the act. . ."
Emily: "these drugs are crazy!"
Jesse: "STRIPPING TIME!"

by Freshries October 24, 2011

flola

A Semi-Vegan used in California Bay Area to make a pun on "Flora" and "Lot" saying you claim to be vegan

Are you turning flola now?

by ohsaejoon December 3, 2016