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Flarping

When you flirt with your girl/man while you're larping
So I was larping the other day and girl totally was into me. It was a flarping.
by Leonhearted August 15, 2017
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floating circle jerk

When a group of gentlemen, whilst floating by innertube or other floatation device, "dock up" by each grabbing the tallywhacker to his immediate right, forming a circle of jerkery.
"This floating circle jerk was conducted by professionals in a controlled environment. Do not attempt at home."
by Uncle_Fun April 19, 2018
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Flailing

The motion an octopus uses to get around. Often associated with having a stroke or other sudden muscle spasm.

How to: first, reach your arms out in front of you. Make sure there is a significant distance between them. Second, slowly move your elbows together and let your hands follow with a delay. Move your elbows outwards when there is about two inches between them. Once again let your hands follow with a delay. Let your elbows get far enough away from each other so you are now in a "going in for a hug" position. Repeat this process at a fast pace.
Person1: what's that guy doing?

Person: looks to me he's having a stroke or something, he's flailing like an octopus.
by [ ] May 12, 2017
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floating for hoes

Hey Loyalty brother, how was your Friday night?
-President Marcus, I was or all night "Floating for hoes! "
Atta boy Levi, you'll get the hang of it!

#Floatin4Hoes
by President M November 29, 2017
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floating chaos

When a man pre-cums in a public pool and it rises to the surface
Is it just me or does that look like some floating chaos?
by Daddy Cupid December 22, 2017
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floating banute

its when a cow floats in water
look at the banutes floating, those are called floating banutes
by I’mFunnyHaHa June 18, 2018
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floating oysters

leaving a load of sperm in the hot tub after fucking
No way I am getting in this hot tub when Mitch is floating oysters with his girl.
by Rob Gator August 3, 2018
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