Wherein one farts while sitting still and/or in a confined space, accidentally or intentionally, forcing him/her to smell their own fart until it dissipates.
As opposed to Crop Dusting.
Derived from when one mis-throws a flash bang grenade in Call of Duty, usually hitting a wall or backside of a teammate, causing it to explode right near you, disorienting oneself instead of the enemy.
As opposed to Crop Dusting.
Derived from when one mis-throws a flash bang grenade in Call of Duty, usually hitting a wall or backside of a teammate, causing it to explode right near you, disorienting oneself instead of the enemy.
I flashbanged myself at work today because I couldn't leave my cubicle. It stank for a minute but then it went away.
I think Mike flashbanged himself because I saw him sniff the air he was sitting in a few times, after which he had a disgruntled look on his face.
I think Mike flashbanged himself because I saw him sniff the air he was sitting in a few times, after which he had a disgruntled look on his face.
by DAMU21 April 26, 2011
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Everyone whos been in a relationship knows how every girl has to have their "girl time". Well for all of you who want to end the relationship with a "BANG" will want to give this one a shot.
Next time your girl goes and has her girl time with all her little slutty friends, you gather up all your bros, go to your girls house, and then infiltrate inside and yell FLASHBANG and a big massive rape fiesta begins. And if you want to make it more interesting you can see who the first one is to plant his seed, consider it a race perhaps.
Next time your girl goes and has her girl time with all her little slutty friends, you gather up all your bros, go to your girls house, and then infiltrate inside and yell FLASHBANG and a big massive rape fiesta begins. And if you want to make it more interesting you can see who the first one is to plant his seed, consider it a race perhaps.
1.) Ah Jerry you son of a bitch! We owe you for inviting us to your flashbang lastnight! *A big happy 6-way highfive emits from everyone present*
2.) My boyfriend and his friends flashbanged us last night... I can't say it didn't prove a point...
2.) My boyfriend and his friends flashbanged us last night... I can't say it didn't prove a point...
by Dwayne Delaney March 13, 2010
Get the Flashbang mug.after dutch ovening your bed, you gently lift one area of the blanket or sheets allowing air to come out of the "oven" and flow towards your partner or friend.
"whats that horrid smell, did you shit the bed?"
"na I just had to flush out my oven baby"
"id prefer if you flushing out your oven in another direction"
"na I just had to flush out my oven baby"
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by Jon Josephssssssss October 4, 2008
Get the flushing out your oven mug.When a girl is giving you a blowjob and you pull your dick out of her mouth at the last second and cum in her eyes and slap her ears, resulting in a blinded effect and ringing in her ears.
by mwaaaaaaahm May 17, 2018
Get the Flashbang mug.1. To floss inbetween buttcheeks with a variety of different things.
2. A form of torture (see 1.)
3. A sexual position (see 1.)
2. A form of torture (see 1.)
3. A sexual position (see 1.)
Robin enjoys flassing his mother with a gazebo.
We'll make them talk by flassing them into confession.
Don't stop flassing me!
We'll make them talk by flassing them into confession.
Don't stop flassing me!
by larry says hi October 24, 2005
Get the flassing mug.To clean the crevice of someone's posterior with floss, spatula, tumbleweed, or any other implements suitable for the task.
Flassing is recommended for people who have a great deal of things stuffed in or up their cracks that they become stiff and obnoxious.
Warning: Consult your physician if you experience rashes, blisters, or any other physical discomfort from doing said activity.
Warning: Consult your physician if you experience rashes, blisters, or any other physical discomfort from doing said activity.
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