Somebody who almost never follows through on their word. A true flake will tell you they'll "Totally come" to an event that you put endless effort into organizing up until the day before, and then the day of the said event they're not showing up nor answering your calls or texts. These types of people are the masterminds at taking advantage of your kindness. Their constant flaking out not only succeeds in blatantly using you for your known kindness. No. When you see people flake on you, it makes you feel bad about yourself wondering what you did to make them do something like that. Flaking out subtly says "My time is more important than your time" or, better yet, "Your time don't mean shit to me." Flakes are unneeded negative energy in your life. It is recommended that you keep contact with these selfish pricks to a bare minimum, if at all.
"I have zero tolerance for flakes. Nobody will take advantage of me like that."
"That flake bailed on me at the last minute!"
"That flake bailed on me at the last minute!"
by BassDude July 19, 2014
Get the Flake mug.Pun on facebook. Another place where flakes can easily make passing commitments like the failed attempt to gather the world's biggest water fight. Most who signed up flaked on it. Also a place for fakes to claim strangers as friends.
Fakes use Flakebook to claim they have the most "friends", a lot of whom they don't even know and have never communicated with.
I know I agreed to meet up with her on Flakebook, but I have no intention to show up. I just wanted her to add me as a friend.
I know I agreed to meet up with her on Flakebook, but I have no intention to show up. I just wanted her to add me as a friend.
by Eddy September 5, 2007
Get the Flakebook mug.Flags are little pieces of colored cloth that are used to create division amongst people.
Flags are handy to use in wars, so you know which side to kill.
A “flag waver” is an overly, misguided patriotic who hangs many flags around the outside of their house, waves them in their hands or attaches them to their vehicles.
Some of the more inbred “Hill Billy,” “Chuckle Head” individuals will even stick a giant flag on a tall pole and attach it to the back of their vehicle so that they can slowly drive around town with the big flag flapping in the wind for all to see.
These “people?” get easily excited and would be the first to verbally send you off to some unjust war to rape and pillage some far away country. These wars are usually created by big businesses that use government politicians as their puppets to make money. These wars/business ventures are really for stealing some other country’s natural resources while killing their inhabitants in the name of “giving them democracy,” eradicating non-existent “weapons of mass-destruction,” etc.
Hitler was really into his flags. During the height of World War II, if you were the one guy on the block who didn’t have your big Nazi flag floating in the wind out front, you could get a one-way ticket to a concentration camp for being a malcontent and unpatriotic.
Flags are handy to use in wars, so you know which side to kill.
A “flag waver” is an overly, misguided patriotic who hangs many flags around the outside of their house, waves them in their hands or attaches them to their vehicles.
Some of the more inbred “Hill Billy,” “Chuckle Head” individuals will even stick a giant flag on a tall pole and attach it to the back of their vehicle so that they can slowly drive around town with the big flag flapping in the wind for all to see.
These “people?” get easily excited and would be the first to verbally send you off to some unjust war to rape and pillage some far away country. These wars are usually created by big businesses that use government politicians as their puppets to make money. These wars/business ventures are really for stealing some other country’s natural resources while killing their inhabitants in the name of “giving them democracy,” eradicating non-existent “weapons of mass-destruction,” etc.
Hitler was really into his flags. During the height of World War II, if you were the one guy on the block who didn’t have your big Nazi flag floating in the wind out front, you could get a one-way ticket to a concentration camp for being a malcontent and unpatriotic.
Lenny is one hell of a flag waver. He just sent his son off to a war to risk his life so our oil companies could get rich. What an idiot...
by Ian De La Rosa July 30, 2013
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