fibonacci fascism

Used in the SCRUM process, a popular in software development projects. Often estimates are given in story points, rather than days or hours. For some reason story points have to be a fibonacci number. At the same time a person are often given a limit of how many story points you can commit to in a given sprint. E.g. 8 story points per person in a two week sprint.

Scrum master: And how many story points do you think that one is worth?
Developer A: 3 - maybe a little more
Developer B: 5 - maybe a little less
Developer A: Lets agree on 4 story points then.
Scrum master: No can do. 4 is not a fibonacci number.
Developer A: Ah. come on.
Scrum master: You can pick 3 or 5.
Developer B: We are not putting up with the fibonacci fascism much longer ...

by lldata October 17, 2017

Filbert

That NiGGa named Alan FoRTiN.

That mans really out here named mf Filbert, my dude.

by Long Dick John Son July 12, 2018

Fiblocker

Illinois toll booth.

Between the fumes and the cold, I don't understand how one can work in a fiblocker.

by bajaskier May 1, 2008

falbovnick

the most pecker there is, this person is also considered a flaming homosexual

If you are considered a falbovnick, you should really go die.

by 8========================> May 8, 2008

Filoffawapple

Marginally larger than amazing.

"Why do you love me?"
"Because you're filoffawapple, baby!"

by Lil'Petticoat October 21, 2009

filco

a person who touches anything in sight.

Josh was fiddling with the remote, what a filco!

by watchingharrypotter4 November 13, 2009

filiophilia

sexual attraction towards one's children.

Filiophilia is one of the factors responsible for giving rise to incestuous feelings.

by uttam maharjan November 23, 2010