Rusting Fiddles

When you dip your fingers In peanut butter and rub a girl's vagina like you're playing a fiddle.

I'd give you some nice rusting fiddles

by flalfal March 27, 2019

Ripped the Fiddle

A euphemism for something indeterminate, but bad.

"How did your date go last night?"

"I ripped the fiddle."

"Holy fucking shit dude! Better make a break for Mexico while you still have a chance!"

by AlphaAlex November 9, 2011

Kiddy-Fiddling

The act of pedophilia.

"Oh yeah tom was Kiddy-Fiddling the Louis's Kid"
"Fucking hell he's disgusting"

by The Honorable Lord Razikof May 24, 2022

Fiddle-Fists

It's hide and seek but instead when you hide you pull your pants down and bend over the person looking for you will walk around looking for you with a lubed up fist and if he finds you he fists you as hard as he can.

Lets go and play a competitive game of Fiddle -Fists

How about a saucy game of Fiddle-Fists

by The MTS lads November 15, 2017

First fiddle energy

Someone that is a leader, confident, ambitious, and self assured. An Alpha personality, capable of anything. A person that goes after exactly what they want, never settling in life or for second place.

She has what I like to call "first fiddle energy" only. California Widow stopped filling in on synths in other bands because she's a lead singer and only has time for first fiddle energy only.

by California Widow February 21, 2024

Fiddling with the hogs

Ian Beckstead was fiddling with the hogs on thursday afternoon.

Fiddling with the hogs means to play with the nuts in a pleasurable way.

by aq_ua March 31, 2023

Fiddling with the (input*/output*)

Input* meaning the mouth, and output* meaning the anal cavity. A term/phrase relating to oral or anal sex, respectively.

A: I was fiddling with the input on my girlfriend last night.

B: HAH! I know! I was fiddling with her output the other night!

Fiddling with the (input*/output*) can be interchanged anywhere.

by little_hollow March 8, 2023