Festival Carpenter

A type of person that worked back stage at a festival once and now thinks they're a certified
Carpenter

I really don't want to take him on, he's a festival carpenter and will be a pain in the arse thinking he knows it all and not listening
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by Spgr86 March 11, 2023

Festival Love

Reminiscent of having sex in a porta-potty, festival love is when your partner farts during sex but despite the horrendous odor you continue with the act. Alternately, festival love can start with a Dutch Oven and evolve to sex.

Man, that festival love really takes concentration, I wasn't sure I was going to able to finish when my girl farted last night.

by Pharmer Mike March 12, 2026

mullet festival

A festival or gathering of the humble mullet-sporting humans of this world.

Dave recently decided to get a mullet so he could attend the annual Toronto Mullet Festival

by Le Driver March 4, 2014

firefly festival

A summer music festival in Dover, Delaware. Filled with old sweaty men on acid, fratboys, and alcohol abuse.

Dude, let's chug some brewskis and mosh to indie at Firefly Festival

by okeydokeys June 30, 2015

plum festival

A gathering of people who like to gobble for plums amd appreciate plums. Also known as plum bobbing

Are you going to bob for plums at the plum festival Pete?

by Strawberry Pete February 13, 2018

Crying festival

Its a tradition in iran wich last ten days each year from first to tenth moharram, (hijry canaldar), its a tradition in shia community in islamic areas. the relegious governemnt of iran for exalmple, helds this tradition every year. It beleive that this tradiotion is one of the main things ensure this political system to live longer, they encourage and force people to go in that festival in the streets and hit themselves and cry outload. Its one of its kind in the wole world. Some People sometimes race eachother in crying.

_Hey bro, why are you wearing black t shirt? You were a colour guy.

+yeah, its moharram, so its a crying festival in the streets, I gotta go in there, theres lotta chicks there came to chack out guys, its the only festiv they can go and stay till midnight.

by @farzad2018 September 19, 2018

Foot Festival

Where People Go To Eat Feet.

You Wanna Go The The Foot Festival

by Billy Bob Big Bow March 19, 2019