Mrs ferret

An old evil narcissistic delusional pe teacher who will happily give you a zero anytime and anywhere

Who's that crazy lady over there
Oh that's just Mrs ferret

by Maybe I wanna use my real name April 13, 2019

Rusty ferret

The act of performing anal intercourse and subsequently breaking the anus. During the following commotion the relevant penis is inserted as discreetly as possible into the other partys' mouth.

Carol broke up with Sam yesterday.

Why?

Well he dropped a rusty ferret on her and that's just going too far.
Aaaah duude that's nasty

by Rlwilliamas October 11, 2016

Scandinavian Womb-Ferret

An aesthetically beautiful creature that beds itself into Scandi-culture before systematically working its way through the vagina's of each of the scandi-nations. This wonderful creature has a penchant for vagina's frequent high-altitudes and often don't stay in one country often

Sweet lord, the way that guy collects duty-free from Norway... he must be a Scandinavian womb-ferret

by Scandi-seeker April 13, 2020

Ferret Withdrawl

When you have to surrender your ferrets and you miss having ferrets as pets so you’re desperate for more.

Ugh, I hate not having ferrets! I’m going through a ferret withdrawl right now.

by Crazy Ferret Lady February 6, 2019

Ferret

A cute animal that I really want but will never have, often used in ‘bump that booty like a but come on if you don’t, don’t shake it off’

‘I have a ferret’

by St4rb4tzz June 6, 2022

bum ferret

British English slang for:
1. A gay man's penis
2. A gay man.

1. I wanna put my bum ferret up your bottom.
2. I am a proud bum ferret!

by LotusSparkle September 26, 2025

Distracted Ferret

An extremely scatter brained or easily distracted person; someone who is nearly incapable of focusing on any one thing for an extended duration or several things for longer than half a millisecond.

Dude, I'm so slammed at work, I'm going seriously distracted ferret right now!

by Distracted Ferret March 21, 2017