The act of extending one's hand as far as possible up the vagina of a pregnant woman for her pleasure and in the process accidentally or purposely tickling the unborn child.
Bro A: "Dude I was fisting my pregnant slampiece last night and I felt something really sketch."
Bro B: "Ah shit man looks like you pulled a K-Vegas Fetus Fondler on her ass!"
Bro B: "Ah shit man looks like you pulled a K-Vegas Fetus Fondler on her ass!"
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Fetal Attraction is the name of a sex move where a guy is having sex with a pregnant woman (usually in the third trimester). The guy pounds on the woman's stomach until the fetus aborts out onto his dick. The guy then proceeds to beat the girl with her dead fetus until he ejaculates.
John, "aw shit dude, I was getting some awesome poontang last night"
Wayne, "oh yeah? well i pulled the Fetus Attraction on my bitch last night, and dude...it was orgasmic."
Wayne, "oh yeah? well i pulled the Fetus Attraction on my bitch last night, and dude...it was orgasmic."
by Hacksaw Mutilator March 16, 2009
Get the Fetus Attraction mug.a guy who is really nice, but he is a femus. the only way to describe him is a femus. a femus is a noun, or an adjective, used to name or describe someone who is just so indescribable the only thing to call them or describe them as is femus.
it is not a good thing to be called a femus!!!
also spelled as phemus
it is not a good thing to be called a femus!!!
also spelled as phemus
by dr. fuckel January 21, 2009
Get the femus mug.-What's the difference between a Zombie and a Fetus?
You cant bbq Zombies.
-Whats the difference between a bag of popcorn and a fetus?
Fetuses don't pop in the microwave.
-Why isn't there fetus porn?
Its a fucking crime against humanity... unless it includes pointy objects...
You cant bbq Zombies.
-Whats the difference between a bag of popcorn and a fetus?
Fetuses don't pop in the microwave.
-Why isn't there fetus porn?
Its a fucking crime against humanity... unless it includes pointy objects...
by Ethan March 23, 2005
Get the fetus mug.1: a blob of cells which, as it differentiates, forms a parasitic relationship with a host body, often referred to as the 'mother' (the fetus takes nutrients from the mother and returns nothing, thus the term 'parasite'). The parasitism often lasts well after the pregnancy, during which the fetus resides within the body of the mother; in some species the post-birth parasitism lasts 18 years or more. Not to be confused with a human being, which is what a fetus is called only after being pushed through the birth canal of another human being.
2: A good source of stem cells, which are cells that have yet to differentiate into a specific type of cell. For some reason, stem cell research is a very controversial issue.
Note: In some human cultures, especially those with screwed up priorities, feti have more rights than the human women in which they germinate.
2: A good source of stem cells, which are cells that have yet to differentiate into a specific type of cell. For some reason, stem cell research is a very controversial issue.
Note: In some human cultures, especially those with screwed up priorities, feti have more rights than the human women in which they germinate.
Stem cells from a fetus can help the disabled by regenerating into needed cells in damaged parts of their bodies.
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