fester chair

a dirty trash picked office chair that you think you can fix up when you can't. it probably carries numerous std's.

Doug: Just stop being so cheap and buy a real chair.
Steve: No way! I love fester chairs.

by Ocyrus April 20, 2011

Fester Fuck

Fester Fuck (n): A cluster fuck of a situation that one ignores until either, (a) the conditions of the situation begin to fester like a wound smelling of geriatric diapers and almonds, or (b) it becomes an unmitigated chunderstorm.

That hoarder's place up the street is literally rotting under a 10 year layer of broken dreams and apathy. It is an absolute fester fuck over there.

by Dr. Chunder May 17, 2013

Fasterblast

Explosive Diarrhoea

The second day of phoning work explaining absense,the illness had progressed,from bum blasting to fasterblast

by zico123 April 16, 2014

festerous

Meaning to decay and cause discomfort. To become painful or infected, or becomes worse as time passes.

The sound became festerous.

My job is festerous.

by Ares2014 May 23, 2014

Fester

A person or a group (Festers) of people attending Coachella festival. Now referred to as Coachella.

Festers have landed in Indio, ready to brave the sand and party to the music!

by BabyKan June 9, 2016

Fester

v. 1. To call it quits. End of shift, or had enough fun for the day or night.

2. To give up.
Short for 'Uncle' as in Uncle Fester

"Fester..... I've had a long day and can't wait to kick it back at the house"

"Fester" ...I give up....what do I owe? I'm cashin' out"

'Fester,.......baby, let's bounce'

by redfisher December 4, 2016

faster than a Florida tail wind

To leave quickly.

They left the scene faster than a Florida tail wind.

by Saharayogi April 19, 2018