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trench fanny

Trench fanny is when you have a splash in the sea fully clothed and proceed to walk around all day with sopping knickers and a good ol’ chafe.
“Oh crikey, I love swimming in the sea, but now I’ve got trench fanny!”

“Susan, I can smell your trench fanny!”

“Damn, I forgot a spare change of clothes... I’ll probably get trench fanny again.”
by FlappyFanny July 23, 2018
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Fanny Batter

A creamy textured gunge which is expelled from the female's delicacy.
Jenny was fired from work after she accidentally whatsapped her boss telling him she "had dipped his tuna baguette in my fanny batter"
by H:moon April 3, 2015
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Fanny Guitar

(Australia, Britain) - Female Masturbation
The act of strumming one's own female sex organs.
Often results in pain due to friction after a particulalry energetic session.

US Adaptation: Pussy Guitar
Olivia: What are you doing over there Linda?
Linda: Nothin much just playing a bit of Fanny Guitar

Ness loved nothing more after a hard days work than to strum her Fanny Guitar although the friction did cause some discomfort
by Lisa Rossi December 14, 2008
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Disco Fanny

The full strength flavour achieved after 6 hours on a dance floor in PVC trousers.
Check out the girl on the dance floor, she has total disco fanny.
by The Burt of Punta Dilla Shorts December 25, 2006
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fanny rash

A sore point for many women
Whats's red and hairy?
"Fanny rash"
Do you get it?
"Yeah"
You get fanny rash? hahahahahaha
by Edward Lyne September 23, 2005
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Fanny Tap

When one uses their hand in a tapping motion on a womans fanny area.
Usually when you tap, you say 'Fanny Tap' in a high pitched voice.
Fanny tap is in no way sexual, but just a fun way of getting on someones nerves.
I would love to go over to her a give her a fanny tap.
by Alex in Alton December 25, 2007
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fanny face

When someone male or female is acting stupid or a girl whose fanny looks better than her face or whose face looks like a fanny!
Eurgh you have a fanny face!! your soo dumb!!

Why are you sucha fanny face?!

Its ok!! her fanny is in good condition, shame about the face!! o well will just put a brown paper bag over it whilst im doing ma buisness!!
by areilly February 8, 2008
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