Someone who boners over Windows, Zune, Xbox, anything Microsoft. Not quite as cancerous as Apple fanboys, as they will run themselves into debt to get the latest iDevice that has only minor improvements over the previous generation and still uses the same locked down shitty OSes.
by ArgentWarrior20 September 6, 2014
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Nintendo fanboy: Wii is better than PS3 and X360!
Gearhead: Greddy exhaust is way better than Dynomax!
Fisherman: Fly fishing rods by St. Croix are the best!
Golfer: If it's not a Calloway, its not a club!
Gearhead: Greddy exhaust is way better than Dynomax!
Fisherman: Fly fishing rods by St. Croix are the best!
Golfer: If it's not a Calloway, its not a club!
by Tony Monteleone July 8, 2006
Get the fanboy mug.A particularly provocative dancing technique where the 'fancers' dance to show one another how they fuck.
This neologism, which can be used as both verb and noun, originated in the early twenty-first century with its first appearance in the short film "Fuck or Fight."
This neologism, which can be used as both verb and noun, originated in the early twenty-first century with its first appearance in the short film "Fuck or Fight."
Dancer: Hey man! What do you think you're doing? That's my girl!
Fancer: I'm just getting my fance on!
Dancer: You better not be talking about the technique where you dance with someone, but also try to show them how you fuck.
Fancer: That's exactly what I'm doing!
Dancer: You fance like my mother!
Fancer: I fanced with your mom last night. And I don't even practice safe-fance.
Dancer: That's a distubring message to be sending!
Fancer: It may be disturbing, but it's the only way it feels right. Ask anybody, I'm the fanciest fancer in this city!
Fancer: I'm just getting my fance on!
Dancer: You better not be talking about the technique where you dance with someone, but also try to show them how you fuck.
Fancer: That's exactly what I'm doing!
Dancer: You fance like my mother!
Fancer: I fanced with your mom last night. And I don't even practice safe-fance.
Dancer: That's a distubring message to be sending!
Fancer: It may be disturbing, but it's the only way it feels right. Ask anybody, I'm the fanciest fancer in this city!
by FormerAthlete October 24, 2010
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Guy 1: Dude, is that an iPhone? I hate iPhone, the screen is too small, it doesn't have NFC, and it can't wireless charge. You should buy Android.
Guy 2: Maybe I don't need all those features?
Guy 1: I am just letting you know about the better options out there. You can stay ignorant and not buy Android. One day, there will be no iOS, Google is quickly closing the gap between Apple's Market Share.
Guy 2: Wow, what are some kind of Android Fanboy?
Guy 1: No, I am just educated and know that people who use iPhones are ignorant.
Guy 2: Maybe I don't need all those features?
Guy 1: I am just letting you know about the better options out there. You can stay ignorant and not buy Android. One day, there will be no iOS, Google is quickly closing the gap between Apple's Market Share.
Guy 2: Wow, what are some kind of Android Fanboy?
Guy 1: No, I am just educated and know that people who use iPhones are ignorant.
by Therewerenousernames45 September 21, 2013
Get the Android Fanboy mug.A person who is completely addicted to MapleStory that plays over more than 5 hours per day. If one attempts to diss MapleStory, the MapleStory fanboy will immediately throw a fit and will do anything at any cost to claim that MapleStory is the superior free game available on the PC.
The reason for their agressive behaviour is that Nexon. Inc , an evil greedy gaming company, brainwashed them into playing MapleStory.
Most MapleStory fanboys are either:
-Kids under the age of 13 (Not joking)
-A teen looking to socialize to gain vitural friends and a boyfriend/girlfriend
-A grown adult(mostly virgins) that's afraid to grow up because he loves to play a childish 2D games.
-Geeks or nerds that are obsessed of being the best in every game no matter what it takes.
They're usually fun to troll because they do ANYTHING to say that MapleStory doesn't suck even though everyone knows this is true.
FACT: If this defination gets thumbs down then it's mostly likely a MapleStory Fanboy. I would like to say "fuck you" to the MapleStory Fanboys reading this. =)
The reason for their agressive behaviour is that Nexon. Inc , an evil greedy gaming company, brainwashed them into playing MapleStory.
Most MapleStory fanboys are either:
-Kids under the age of 13 (Not joking)
-A teen looking to socialize to gain vitural friends and a boyfriend/girlfriend
-A grown adult(mostly virgins) that's afraid to grow up because he loves to play a childish 2D games.
-Geeks or nerds that are obsessed of being the best in every game no matter what it takes.
They're usually fun to troll because they do ANYTHING to say that MapleStory doesn't suck even though everyone knows this is true.
FACT: If this defination gets thumbs down then it's mostly likely a MapleStory Fanboy. I would like to say "fuck you" to the MapleStory Fanboys reading this. =)
Saanzan: Holy shit, this Mario flash game is much more fun than MapleStory. Beside, it was a shitty game.
MapleStorySlave: OMG UR A FUCKIN FAGGIT!!!!11 MAPLESTORY IS THE BEST GAME EVER!!!!!! I THINNK IT SHUD GET GAME OF THE UNIVERSE!!!! HOLY SHIT THAT SHUD HAPPEN
Saanzan: Oh, shut the fuck up MapleStory fanboy. You're brainwashed. One day before you die, you'll realize that game is shitty.
MapleStorySlave: WATEVER FAGGIT PLZ DIE PLZZZ LOL
MapleStorySlave: OMG UR A FUCKIN FAGGIT!!!!11 MAPLESTORY IS THE BEST GAME EVER!!!!!! I THINNK IT SHUD GET GAME OF THE UNIVERSE!!!! HOLY SHIT THAT SHUD HAPPEN
Saanzan: Oh, shut the fuck up MapleStory fanboy. You're brainwashed. One day before you die, you'll realize that game is shitty.
MapleStorySlave: WATEVER FAGGIT PLZ DIE PLZZZ LOL
by Saanzan August 7, 2010
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by Tinker Tonk March 8, 2009
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