morgan freeman

The act of spray farting or projectile farting on another person's face at subsonic speeds. The eyes can be open or closed during delivery.

Damn kid, you gave that bitch a nasty morgan freeman! Snap, her eyes were open too!

by DirtyDLS October 13, 2006

Facemelt

When a shadow priest unleashes his spells onto a victim, it completely melts their face off.

OMGWTFWOW!! did you see Locustaire melt that warriors face off? That was an epic facemelt if I've ever seen one!

by Kynrah October 12, 2009

Facemo

A way of describing someone who is intentionaly and openly emotional via daily status updates, but hates it when someone adds comments, as if they are the victim. The kind of people that would support the addition of the Hate button.

She does this all the time, she is such a facemo chick!

by Thechevan July 11, 2011

facemelter

A solo on any instrument in a piece of music—whether it be in the background or the foreground—that is mindblowingly fabulous. Most frequently used as a descriptor for guitar solos.

Kellindo's solo at 2:43 in Mushrooms & Roses by Janelle Monáe is such a facemelter, man. I listened to that song on a loop while tripping sack last night.

by jeauseph July 3, 2018

Morgan Freeman

The act of shitting on a sleeping person's face, and using this shit as glue to glue your pubes to their face, similar to Morgan Freemans beard.

Oh man, I Morgan Freeman'd Ricky Barry so hard last night. He smelled like shit all day.

by Tibblez June 12, 2008

Feemager

(fee-may-jor)
A female teenager, completely distinct from "woman", and "girl"

Totally great guy: "hi woman #1"
Feemager #1: "Woman?? are you calling me old??"
Totally great guy: "oh.. uhh.. no.. Sorry.. Girl.."
Feemager #1: "I'm not a little kid either! what's you're problem??"

next day

Totally great guy: I looked up Urban Dictionary and now I can say Hi feemager! how are you?"
Feemager #1: "oh you're so witty and brave" *faints*

by JT Dance-a-lot May 17, 2009

Fakemaster

A loser who sits in mom's basement playing video games and then telling stories about his adventures as if they were real. A fake hit-man. A fake special forces blacks ops elite assassin operator. A fake helicopter pilot. Etc.

Fakemaster!

by Allergy_Doc July 24, 2010