fake porning

Excessively screaming or moaning during sex to live up to the standards of men(or, less likely, women). Usually performed during the first time of having sex with a partner. First coined in the television show Hot in Cleveland(Season 4, Episode 8).

Melanie: I fake porned him!
Joy: Why?! Fake porning sets the sex bar too high!
Melanie: Men like enthusiasm, so I went a little overboard. I mean I was like someone reviewing their own business on Yelp.

by Nukafoo March 24, 2014

Fake Lion

A lion is usually portrayed as a strong animal that symbolizes leadership. Being called Fake Lion means that you're a very fake person. Fake Lions usually likes to show off to others how they are the leaders and the ones with power. They tend to be very fake and would downgrade others to make themselves feel better.

Ever heard of the story of a donkey wearing a lion skin? Google that, and you'll understand.

Alex: I hate staying in that group chat, Joey always likes to act like he's above of others...
Manny: Ikr, he's just a fake lion. But just let him live inside his own bubble.

by ublindbro October 12, 2020

Fake polo

just a knockoff brand of polo ralph lauren, ex us polo assn

guy1: yo my nigga, check out my fresh new polo
guy:2 bruh, than aint no real polo thats, us polo assn.
guy1: sooo?
guy2: its fake polo my nigga, u stupid or something

by cashflow44 November 10, 2014

fake sneakers

fake sneakers are what you buy if you actually want to wear the shoe instead of resell it like a faggot, basically you dont want to spend thousands on a piece of plastic.

Person 1: Yo man you like the new fake sneakers i bought?

Person 2: FS bro W2C link rq?

by tyko77 April 12, 2022

Fake dating

When 2 people act like they're in a relationship for social gain

I can't believe Sara and Tony are fake dating again.

by Whisper whisper May 28, 2017

Fake depressed

Fake Depression is when a teenager (mostly girls between the ages of 12-15) pretends to be diagnosed with the very serious mental illness called depression in hopes getting attention. These girl will usually post pictures of themselves or other images with captions claiming that they want to end their lives or wanting to ‘end it all’ when really they just want others to take pity on them and sulk about how terrible their amazing life is. Spotting a fake depressed person is easy so please if you suspect someone you know might be this annoying blob of a person please these symptoms below
. Listening to ‘emo music’ and Billie Eilish

. Constantly taking about how bad their life is (usually people with depression don’t tell anyone about it)
. Posting on instagram with sad captions
. Complain that they have no friends (when really they have more than you)
. When talking about cliques or what famous character in a movie they are like they will usually pick the sad/emo/weird one

These people are some of the most disgusting people on the planet

Brittney :" omg like, I have know friends and everything in my life sucks right now and I just want to die"
Sam : " do I know you?"
Brittney : " no, nobody does because everyone hates me"
Also Brittney: "omg I’m so fat and ugly"
Sam : " shut up you fake depressed twelvie"

by Gavin’s crocs July 14, 2019

Fake Friend

Someone who you think is your friend but is really a shady ass hoe.

J.P. is such a fake friend to Katherine. He only hangs out with her unless he has nothing to do.

by LaQuīsha September 19, 2017