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My new co worker, is a cum farter!
by Dack Shepard's April 15, 2021
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Harkle Farte

Harkle farte is a phrase you use to describe someone you know and/or don’t like. An example would be an ex or teacher. This can be used to cover up the real name of the person as to avoid eavesdroppers.
Example “ugh there goes Harkle farte
by Kale07 January 12, 2022
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Frequent Brain Farter

A person who frequently asks stupid questions and expects a serious answer.
"Hey, we have a basketball game tonight at 6."
"Oh...is that in the morning or afternoon?"

"I lost my wallet."
"Oh. Do you know where it is?"

These are common examples of frequent brain farters.
by Smurfanator February 7, 2010
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a quote used by Raiden in Mortal Kombat after killing Shinnok in the ending after MK X and Before MK 11.
Shinnok: Even you cannot kill an elder god
Raiden There are Fates worst than death.
by Put it in my bowl daddy December 15, 2020
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Tongue punching spooky farters

Tongue Punching Spooky Farters is when a ghost hunter(s) attempt to forcibly summon filthy spectres by deeply rimming the entrance to the shadow realm.

If successful, a sex ghost should appear and unleash it’s gooey ectoplasm directly on to the tongue puncher’s face. If multiple shag spirits become aroused this can result in what is known as a Phantom Splooge Bukkake Gangbang.

Can also be used as an alternative to the term ‘being on a hiding to nothing’: be unlikely to succeed, or be unlikely to gain much advantage if one does.
There’s nae point in even trying Casper, we’d be as well Tongue Punching Spooky Farters!
by elvi888 January 13, 2023
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fate records

amateur record label consisting of four rap artists, fate, fredinho, guv & lyrical g. continue to try and compete against gfc productions.
'what da fuck is dis shit?'
'fate records.'
by anonymousghjjg July 24, 2006
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fate-rape

the action or process of forcefully altering, changing or in any way derailing possible natural occurrences otherwise known as fate.

to commit fate-rape: to knowingly alter the course of your own or someone elses fate.

the raping of one's fate
" i just fate-raped my exam" ( i was sure to fail )

" when we started dating she fate-raped me" (changed the course of my life )

Angelina's kids are fate-raped ( their fates are altered to those of regular kids )

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by pass the soap clothing September 8, 2010
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