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christ fister

A hard rock/metal band created in London outside the Astoria (before the CKY gig) by Christos Athens (drums), Dan Newcastle (Lead singer/guitar) and Joe York (groupie). The bands lyrics are mostly based on religion issues. Hit song: Fuck Judas up the ass (and make the motherfucker bleed). Their logo is a jesus bend over with a fist up his ass.
by XRIÓôÏS April 1, 2004
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fitted hat

white sox hat... something you do NOT wear to homecoming.
Im wearing some cakeys with my fitted hat to homecoming tomorrow.
by LAAUNRDERNEA October 28, 2007
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fissed

1) To be robbed
2) To be outwitted or cheated during a game or by others
They fissed Brenda during the UNO game.
by Pettigrew September 19, 2008
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Fished-out

(adj.) When a tweaker becomes so skinny, that their cheeks have no substance and eyes bulge out of the sockets.
That bitch has been up for six days, lookin' straight Fished-out.
by Bounce.Nerd November 10, 2009
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Donkey Fister

The act of fisting one's partner in a donkey like manner (ie. with both fists at the same time)
The donkey fister donkey fisted her last night
by Fistus March 17, 2010
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Ass-Fistey Wank

Fairly self explainiatory, insert fist in rectum and proceed to wank ( Masterbate ) like an old maid.
''Why's the fist so smelly today Kieth?''

''I watching a bit of loose woman and, well you know the score''

''The old Ass-Fistey Wank''

''Bingo, flaccid sir''
by Kieth Kieth May 27, 2008
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ass fister

1) An insult used commonly behind someones back to describe them as a person.
2) An insult used in a heated debate
1) "Dude, Troy is an ass fister."
2)
Man 1: "your mom"
Man 2: "yeah, great comeback ass fister"
by JNEWME August 13, 2005
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