Faulty Fuel Pump

The act of somebody defecating into another person's asshole and after 2 days, they trade. This repeats until a person cannot fit any more in their asshole.

Person 1: Hey, want to play Faulty Fuel Pump?
Person 2: Sure, be prepared to clean up, things are going to get messy.

by CrabFucker69 November 28, 2022

fauntered

Slow deliberate thoughtful movements, lost in the weakness of love, captured by the connection of the lover's mind

She fauntered with the thoughts of him racing through her head and was unable to focus on anything else.

by Spitfire Lady February 12, 2015

Falt

When families kiss each other on the lips in a non-incestual way.

"It is well known that Kirk Douglas and Michael Douglas used to falt in public, it's an old Russian tradition."

by Njmpc May 12, 2022

shellout falter

A condition or behavior that comes over some people, because they are cheap or short of funds, when the check arrives. Coined by the late, great Roger Miller.

"When you're in a restaurant it's funny how people at the table get shellout falter when the bill comes."

by RBJr. December 10, 2008

hooten falutin

fancy shcmancy, rather high class and bogus.

i don't want her goin' to that hooten falutin party up in long island with all those jews!

by kylee h. + sara r. December 29, 2008

faulkenberry

When a woman's nipples become erect

guy:dude that chicks so got a faulkenberry

by mithdred October 23, 2008

faulkabilly

A person that thinks they know about the 50's and try to dress like the people back then.

Molly has a pompadour with a blonde streak in it, people in the 50's didn't do that! She is a faulkabilly.

by Dinah March 18, 2007