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Fatasy

A fat guy or girl's fake life they brag about online
Guy online: Oh yeah, my girlfriend has DDDs, we had a threesome with Megan Fox the other day.

Other guy online: Dude, you're like 400 pounds in real life, stop talking about your fatasy
by grisecerise November 7, 2010
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Alternative Facts

The bullshit you pull out of your ass t defend the bullshit you pulled out of your ass
Kellyanne Conway, counselor to President Donald Trump, said the White House press secretary gave "alternative facts" when he inaccurately described the inauguration crowd as "the largest ever" during his first appearance before the press on Jan 22, 2017
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Fatass

Not anyone who is obese,but someone who eats no matter what and wants food 24/7.
George:Damn Sebastian ordered 3 big-macs in a row.
Micheal:Yea,hes such a fatass
by Peewee hermanizer August 4, 2014
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FACS

Stands for Family and Consumer Science
Oh man we have to go to FACS again!
by Quenetteo October 29, 2005
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fatch

Fat + Bitch = Fatch.
That fatch not only ate all my food, she beat the shit out of me too.
by kd February 24, 2004
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FATASS

one or more listed below
1. someone who is fat
2. someone who eats a lot
3. someone who is lazy
4. someone who is greedy, especially when it comes to food

u know.... a fatass
oh my god jack, you ate the food you fatass
by aznfatass June 21, 2007
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Fatass

1.(adj.) A person who eats food like it's going out of style (i.e. frequently and in large quantities).

2.(adj.) A person is needlessly overprotective of his/her food.

3.(adj.) A lazy person- an EXTREMELY lazy person.

4.(n) A derogatory term for a person that is overweight. (such a person would have a very fat ass - hence the term).

5.(n, adj.) Any person that expresses any combination of the four traits above.
1. Person 1: I'm hungry.
Person 2: But you just ate 4 T.V. dinners half an hour ago!
Person 1:Ionno, I'm still hungry.
Person 2: Man, you're such a fatass.

2. Girl: Can I have a french fry? *Takes Fry*
Guy: OMG! NO! *snatches fry and hides french fries*
Girl: Jesus. There's no reason to be such a fatass.

3. Billy was such a fatass that he felt the need to drive his car to the supermarket down the block.

4.(on the subway)

Anorexic 1: Oh my god, look at that fatass over there! He's taking up two fucking seats!
Anorexic 2: If I was that fat, I would just kill myself right then and there.
Fatass: Look at those two waifs sharing the seat over there. Eat a sandwich, skinny.

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by dont i know June 20, 2009
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