Explosions in my Pants

See band: Explosions in the Sky

(listening to Explosions in the Sky, aka Explosions in my Pants)

Guy: Whoah!
Guy2: What's wrong?
Guy: What? um...nothing (looks down)
Guy 2: Dude, don't worry it happens to everyone their first time.

by Zenigma December 13, 2009

explosive diarrhea

It is a feeling words can not explain....cuz you swear it is coming out sideways and your spine is about to break...and your legs are horizontal like a rocket is shooting out of your ass

I just had explosive diarrhea last night and it hurt.

by Colin Fitzgerald May 17, 2003

Espose

In a way it should be reflected as the word "Expose". However, on a Friday night when the world is about to change there is no better word to use than Espose.

"This is one of those moments that we're so lucky to have on tape because I am just about to sort of espose my song writing methodology."

by FalltoEarth24 May 25, 2009

Titty Explosion

(verb.) When one's titties pop out of one's shirt, bra, or swim suit top unexpectedly revealing nipple and all. All witnesses are quite pleased in this situation.

(adj.) describes a situation or event that is so completely bitchin and astonishing that it renders one incapable of completing sentences. It is all that can be uttered.

Ted: "That was the best pizza I've ever put in my mouth."
Bill: "Dude, titty explosion."

by JAMITIN69 May 3, 2011

Explosion Nut Cake

When a group of guys each bust a nut in a girl's mouth until chokes and vomits.

We gave Sarah an Explosion Nut Cake for her birthday, and made her clean up after herself.

by Mark Nolan November 19, 2006

explosive diarrhea

A mostly liquid rectal discharge of significant force and velocity resulting in fetid splatter throughout the interior of the toilet bowl, almost always accompanied by an intensely foul, gaseous emission caused by the violent release of putrified colonic gas. The relief from bowel pressure experienced after such an assplosion is usually offset by the burning sensation of anal itching known in the vernacular as the "Ring of Fire."

A morning after bout of explosive diarrhea confirmed that Vietnamese cuisine wasn't for me.

by pedrosian January 6, 2009

explosive diarrhea

This is the process of releasing waste at high rates of speed. Often creating a horendous stinch and sound. The sounds come out in either spurts or vibrating jitters cause from the pressure of the expelling of the waste making the cheeks of the anus flap together. The after effects of the diarrhea results in much comfort and relief from the pressures that was held inside the stomach and the intestinal track.

As I was sitting on the toilet I realised I had explsice diarrhea when I noticed much build up of pressure and a loud gasious sound released, also the flowing of much waste from the whole of my anus.

by Chandler Heath May 6, 2003