by ThaSwaggerMuffin September 07, 2016
When something is so shocking/meaningless/senseless/retarded/random/etc, that you're left absolutely speechless.
by MugenXS April 07, 2009
by jesusjuicejones. October 14, 2009
Steers are castrated bulls. They sometimes try to sexually mount other cattle, even though they don't have what it takes to make anything happen. (This is much more a rural dictionary than urban dictionary item, because it only makes sense if you've actually seen it happen.)
You gave up? Man, don't you know that even a steer can try?
by westfalr August 05, 2009
When you are treated with absolute top notch/above and beyond level of service or hospitality. Implying that your treatment was so good and the cherry on top was being called sir.
by Tigerland19 October 21, 2022
A statement denoting that one does not want to do or take part in a certain act. Often said to express laziness or disinterest.
Homeboy: Yo shawty, let me take you out tonight
Homegirl: (with head moving side to side) I ain't even tryin to be your girl right now!
Boss: Excuse me, you're two hours late to work today.
Employee: Shoot, i aint even tryin to be here right now!
Homegirl: (with head moving side to side) I ain't even tryin to be your girl right now!
Boss: Excuse me, you're two hours late to work today.
Employee: Shoot, i aint even tryin to be here right now!
by Everybodylovesryan January 19, 2011
The most advanced and serious stage of not being able to handle or deal with something...that is generally not actually a huge crisis.
"I just spilled my coffee all over my desk again...I seriously "white girl" can't even right now. I may just have to take sick hours and leave work early today..."
by sam d. July 10, 2016