Emil

He has a massive penis the size of a whale. Many people have tried to suck it, but just a few succeed because of it's humangous size. The legends say that he can carry 5 women with just his colossal penis.
If you see him just run as fast as you can in the other direction if you want to walk another day on your legs.

Emil left me paralyzed after he fucked me the other night

by anonymous November 22, 2021

emil

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by ДАБЛЯТЬПУСТИМЕНЯ November 21, 2021

Emil

Seedy gashtak that loves a sharn

Emil: I'm going to finish my projects

Anyone: that's a sharn

by Bigweekend November 21, 2021

Emil the butterfly

My son. (Yes I'm married🙄)
A 20 something year old boy who has a boyfriend named Alex.
Emil had a brother too his name was Edward but my best friend killed him.

"So. How are your two kids?"
"I have only one left"
"Emil the butterfly?"
"Emil the butterfly."

by Husband1 July 23, 2021

Emile

You're either two things a really sweet french boy who has a ascent or a girl who was named Emily and want to make her name "quirky" so she added a "e"

Person1: "hey have you meet Emile?"
Person2; "isn't she the girl trying to be 'quirky'?"

by JaSoNdErULo111 June 24, 2021

Emil's big tornado

A sentance used to describe a big, juicy, wet, long-lasting, blowing fart.

S:Yooo, I heard someone pull an Emil's big tornado!
A:Cool! I haven't heard it yet.

by Baddie33344 June 26, 2021

Emil

When using Emil, you refer to a person who's gay af and who has sex with his relatives at least twice a week. Most of the times you see an Emil, he is an redhead with a enormous chin.

Heard in Aarhus: Wow this guy is an Emil!
Heard in Alabama: Why is this guy not an Emil?

by Wael Ananas May 2, 2022