email nirvana

a state where you no longer feel guilty about not responding to emails

I've attained email nirvana. I haven't looked at my email in ages.

by raknahs December 27, 2021

email chain

A large exchange of emails with a group of more than 2 people

Our class has an email chain which we use to exchange notes

by anonymous November 9, 2023

Freaking Emails

When you go and eat a sandwich and realize that it isn't a sandwich but actually is a taco.

Man I really did a Freaking Emails

by Jame bonde November 17, 2020

Craft an Email

Writing an email that is structured, formal, succinct and often has illustrations. In other words, a pain in the ass to do and can sometimes take hours with a ton of re-writes.

Karen was totally pissed because she had to craft an email to a customer. She said it took most of the day only to have the customer respond with a ton of questions.

by dohneoh October 6, 2023

email riptide

The effect large amounts of daily junk emails have over time as they drown out important emails, morph to defy spam filters, and ultimately lead to isolation of the recipient because they can't seem to communicate.

Email riptide was a major cause of their breakup but she just thought he ignored her emails because he didn't care about her.

by whatsthatagain May 30, 2023

Email Sweats

Moisture exuded through the pores of the skin, typically in profuse quantities as a reaction to having doubts regarding the quality of an email.

After checking his email for errors for the 30th time, Gary could not shake the email sweats. He eventually said f*ck it and hit send.

by G-Email November 3, 2021

email

email where my school spams me with fuckinemails. Now thats hell

MY EMAILS ARE FULL OF SPAM MAIL.

by Echo the furry November 7, 2019