Eli 

Eli is a good ole feller who will steal your girl and keep her just long enough until she finds out your dick is bigger than his then she will come back to you so you can laugh and joke about Eli with your friends.

Guy 1- Man did Eli really steal your girlfriend?
Guy 2- Yeah but im not worried she will be back when she sees his dick size.

Eli by yeeyeegirl12345 February 6, 2017

Eli 

Eli wears fake merchandise likes to be really annoying and likes ugly girls

Eli like iyrelan

Eli by Fake bape January 21, 2020

Eli 

Eli has a miggett dick . He also has a great personality and is super strong

Eli has a miggett dick

Eli by #Elihasatiny November 9, 2019

ELI 

A pussy ass bitch who can't a girl for more than a day and will most likely be lonely.

Hey I just broke up with Eli.
Eli is annoying as shit.

ELI by Almost heaven December 27, 2019

Eli 

King of ghettos. He is also really weird. Typically has a small penis and isn’t good in bed. Also he has a gay tendency and has changed in a bad way.

Dude you’re not cool you’re being and Eli.

Eli by 17263 February 12, 2019

Eli 

Annoying And mean. He likes to be a dumb ass and will kill you if he wants. He has to go to anger management school. Which he doesn’t like to mention. If you are a Eli’s girlfriend brake up now before you die!

Boy: are you friends with him?
Boy: Yeah his name is Eli but he likes to boss me around

Boy: You know you can unfriend him
Boy: I gladly will

Eli by Badass14900 January 22, 2020

Eli 

Eli is the biggest asshole you will ever meet. He is crazy as fukkk. He will play mind tricks on you and manipulate you into loving him. Then he will go bat shit crazy and try to kill people over you and trap you in his hell hole of “love”. Eli is a very self centered person that thinks very highly of himself and he thinks he knows everything about everyone at every time and place. Never trust Eli. He will change your prospective of life in so many ways.

Eli is a dickhead.

Eli by trista weaver June 25, 2019