Electronic shit sandwich

When a individual shits on a friends/persons laptop keyboard, then closes the screen.

My roommate passed out, so i ordered him an electronic shit sandwich on his desk while he was sleeping. Also known as (ESS)

by MattyDiesel November 12, 2010

immaculate erection

1. The act or experience of being aroused for no apparent reason

Dude, I was just sitting there watching food network and suddenly I was sporting an immaculate erection!

by ChristmaSupdog December 25, 2009

inconvenient erection

when you get a hard on in an awkward place such as school, restaurant, in line, church, court or any other awkward place

Last week I got an inconvenient erection in front of Laura's Mom but luckily I was able to use the classic hands on my lap to cover it.

by GPA January 7, 2007

Presidential Erection

What a presidential candidate gets when they verbally attack another candidate or create an attack ad on another candidate.

Man, Romney sure got a presidential erection after he saw that attack ad on Presidential Obama

by deejaybeekay August 7, 2012

Fry's Electronics

The only place where you can find oscilloscopes, motherboards, model airplanes, beef jerky, and hardcore pornography dvds all under the same roof.

Where nerds and masochists go on friday nights. Good luck dealing with customer service.

I went to Fry's Electronics yesterday and scored a new stereo for my car, a wireless router, a lego set, gummy worms, and a dvd of backdoor cowboys #17.

by gooberliberation March 4, 2006

Electronic Arts

Evil bastards, cheap rich idiots, and over all assholes. Known mostly by the name E.A. because of it's initials. Worst thing is, it can make pretty good games sometimes.

"I still wont forget what you did to Bullfrog, Electronic Arts, I will never fucking forget."

by ButterDoesStuff June 18, 2018

Lady erection

A physiological phenomenon where the clitoris becomes enlarged as a result of sexual arousal.

Man in a bar: "How's that lady erection going?"

Female target: "It's massive. Sex now, mmk?"

by etihwytteb January 10, 2011