Edgarly

When both parties understand what ones intention or meaning is, but said person continues to play it off as something else.

We both know what your doing, stop being Edgarly about it.

by KN4 March 16, 2022

Edgar Acuña

Some doctors liken it to a tree trunk. Others to a length of anchor rope. And still others compare it to a barber's pole. Whatever it's true dimensions, Edgar Acuña is stuck with a gigantic penis, and science can't help him.

Diagnosed with Phallumegaly (bigness of penis) at a young age, Edgar Acuña grew up without learning how to ride bike... without being able to play little league (protective cups are too small)... without being able to feel comfortable in a locker room or a regular pair of shorts. And it looks as though he'll never be able to enjoy those everyday pleasures.

Recently rejected for yet another risky penis reduction surgery, Edgar is lost. Medical professionals are afraid to operate on his Neanderthal club-sized penis out of a fear of massive blood loss. "When you've got a cannon like Edgar’s, the risk inherent with an invasive procedure is simply too dangerous," explains Dr. Emily Granverse of Institute of Phallumegaly. "I'm afraid Mr. Acuña’s will just have to stumble through life with what seems like, in many respects, a third femur."

Edgar will have to wait for what might be a long, long, long time.

Edgar Acuña is believed to be the leader in penis size-to-wealth ratio!

by Ahkuna April 20, 2022

Eligar

Eligar is such a gentleman who likes to play val and 24/7 on there pc
hes kind and open minded
But he give time whenever you want
hes cute ackkkk 🤙😭
btw hes short

By y'know242

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977504320146767873Eligar is such a gentleman who likes to play val and 24/7 on there pc
hes kind and open minded
But he give time whenever you want
hes cute ackkkk 🤙😭
btw hes short

by Ykykyk May 22, 2022

Eligar

Eligar is such a gentleman who likes to play val and 24/7 on there pc
hes kind and open minded
But he give time whenever you want
hes cute ackkkk 🤙😭
btw hes short

By y'know242

#$_$
977504320146767873Eligar is such a gentleman who likes to play val and 24/7 on there pc
hes kind and open minded
But he give time whenever you want
hes cute ackkkk 🤙😭
btw hes short

by Ykykyk May 22, 2022

eligar

Eligar is such a gentleman who likes to play val and 24/7 on there pc
hes kind and open minded
But he give time whenever you want
hes cute ackkkk 🤙😭
btw hes short

"I wish i had my eligar"

Eligardooooo

by Ykykyk May 22, 2022

Edgar

Everyone on here saying how Edgar's be "caring, supportive, paying attention to the little details" are either Edgar's themselves or Toxica's who've never been with any other person.

Edgar's are the worst type of mexicans to ever exist

by therealbomb_com July 4, 2022

Edgar

He is not the easiest person at first but as soon as u get to know him he is truly the best. He is moderately tall, very handsome, smart and funny. His smile can light up any room he walks into. He doesn't know but he has completely changed my life, for good. He's taught me what it feels like to be appreciated and cared for. He's a very open person but might be shy at times, maybe even awkward, but that's just part of who he is. I don't tell him often but he's one of the greatest things that have happened to me, and I hope we last. One thing about him, he has a hard time expressing his feelings, but he does a good job at demonstrating how he feels towards others, including me, but he's working on it! He's a bit emotional but that's just a part of his beauty as a person, raw and real. Anywhoo, if u see this, te quiero <3

Edgar is THE cutest <3

-his gf

by velociraptortingz July 5, 2022