ELDER

A newborn fetus that is clueless to his surroundings. Sometimes results in doing the unthinkable.

I was such an Elder last nite that when a girl asked me to sleep over, I said I can't because I have class the next day. It was Saturday night.

by RedDoggieZ May 3, 2003

Edger

One who invites themselves to parties/events they hear about through your own close circle of friends cuz they are lame and have no friends. Edging into a persons close circle of friends.

He is such and edger. He showed up at that show and wasn't even invited and then hangs like he was. He is so edging in.

by shloopy March 20, 2008

The Elder Scrolls Online

A massively multiplayer role-playing video game, it's being developed by ZeniMax Online Studios, set to be released on 2013, the game is set to be in the world of Tamriel, only for PC and Mac, it will have only 3rd person view, and the main story is 100% solo. You will have to pay each month in order to play online.

Gamer #1 : Did you hear about The Elder Scrolls Online

Gamer #2 : Yes, but those racists are only making it for PC

Gamer #1 : It's about time PC users have something Special.

by Dovahkin December 18, 2012

Edger

Abuser of Animals. Enjoys humping cucumbers. Whilst folicking in the meadows with Yubber.

Otherwise known in the black world as a Rapist.

That man went to jail for being an Edger.

by Onion July 1, 2003

eldercut

the proverbial "thinning of the herd" Best likely description of corporate downsizing, pension elimination or benefits cutback.

Rather than characterize the staff cutbacks as a layoff it was dubbed an eldercut by the wags at the water cooler.

by Jerry P January 6, 2006

elderly school

like "old school", but in reference to really old (i.e. elderly) folks.

Damn G, my gramps was kickin' it elderly school last night!"

by Chet Braunschweig December 3, 2007

Respecting your elders

A widespread belief is that you should show respect to people with more experience than you, which includes the elderly. Also a free-pass for those people to be rude without consequences.

*In a shop*
YOU: *Pull out a gun and aim at the cashier* Don't move, this is a robbery! All money in the bag!
ELDERLY: Excuse me, young man, will this take long? I've been standing in this queue for ten minutes and my back is killing me.
YOU: Oh, I'm sorry, I should have realised. *To the cashier* Please serve this old lady first.
ELDERLY: Thank you for respecting your elders. *Deep inhale* Don't move, this is a robbery…!

by Racoon7 February 5, 2018